What really would have happend *Possible Spoilers*

[Arias De'Minal]

Think if this game had real life probabilty instead of dice rolling to see how events turned out. Some events may have gone differently.

For example:
Arias: Uses Rift Device
Eyeles One: "Ha, you missed!"

Arias: Attacks Neeber
Neeber: Attacks Arias
Arias: Weapon Ineffective
Neeber: Arias took 345 damage.
Arias: Death
Neeber: "Hey, cool sword!"

Bodhi: Death
Minsc: " What? No stakes?!?"

Aran Linvial: "Yes, yes, you have supplied the gold and deystoyed the other
guild, but we really just dont fell like it."

Irenicus: Death
Anomen: Umm? Arias how do we get out of here?

And so on, when i came up with this topic I had a whole bunch of funny ones that I will remember as soon as I get offline here tonight, but you guys add some until then.

EDIT: Sorry names wrong/misspelt.

[ 01-11-2004, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: Arias De'Minal ]

[Dundee Slaytern]

Azrael: "Think of it Irenicus! The two of us together! God and Demi-God! We SHALL RULE THE WORLD! Besides... between you and me, I do not really like the Elves either. Just remember, Elhan is mine. You give me back my soul, and we will call it even."

Irenicus: "Intriguing proposal."

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Of course, one cannot forget:

Mara- Casts Wish
Wish: Greater Restoration-Aerie
Aerie: MY WINGS!

Jan: Pardon. Turnip reflex... You know, this reminds me of that time... Waaaaay back...
Mara: Casts Power Word, Silence: Jan

And of course, something I do believe should happen if you side with Bodhi....
In the middle of the night..
"Never forget... No one crosses the Shadow Thieves and lives." ::STAB::

[SixOfSpades]

Sailor- "Sahuagin board us! We are doomed!"
Githyanki Captain- "Sahuagin? I did not expect this. Back to the ship!"

The ship lurches, as the cargo below decks violently shifts. You are thrown overboard, as the colossal forces tear the ship apart. You make a valiant effort to grasp some of the wreckage, and your last sight before your head is pulled beneath the waves is that of Saemon Havarian, fleeing through some magical means....saving his own skin, as always.

Minsc- "Full Plate and packing steel seemed like a good idea at the time--didn't it, Boo?"
Boo- *gurgle*
Edwin- "My spell disrupted?! Aaaooogh!"
Mazzy- "Arvoreen, guide....curses. My bowstring is wet."
Jaheira- "Consequences such as these are to be expected when traveling beyond the natural scope of--"
Edwin- Attacks Jaheira
Edwin- Critical Hit Averted by Helmet
Edwin did 5 damage to Jaheira
Jan- "Hey, look! My head's finally on the same level as the rest of you. Why, this is just like that--"

MOVIE: DEATHAND

[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: ~~ Minsc- "Full Plate and packing steel seemed like a good idea at the time--didn't it, Boo?" Boo- *gurgle* ~~

[Harkoliar]

thanks guys you just made me laugh like hell [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Armen]

Golem: more intruders have entered the complex master

Irenicus: no matter - i doubt they've even got any magical weapons - you go and deal with them and i'll finish torturing these prisoners - try not to make too much of a mess

[Q'alooaith]

*after Imoen is taken*

Rashta- "Good I was getting tired of her babbling time to go home"
Rashta- *Sell's statue's of an elven Female and two human male's to pay for transportation back north*

I can imagine my mage would spend a great many year's just finding out how to use the planer sphere, think of all the wonderfully powerfull thing's I could collect and use..

[Link]

Firkraag - "Instead of letting you go, so you can gain more experience and come kill me later when you probably have better spells and weapons, I'll just finish you off now!"

[Q'alooaith]

Mashed my arm up, typing one handed, so soz for bad spelling and such..

Firkraag - "Why are you putting mousetrap's by my feet, do you expect me to fall for that old trick again"