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Arvon · 09-14-2002, 12:33 PM

Going to the Doctor

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."

The doctor says, "Well, tell me your symptoms."

"Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" she said.

The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said, "Did you used to be a blonde?"

The brunette said, "Why yes!"

The doctor said, "Your finger's broken."

09-14-2002, 12:33 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Going to the Doctor A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me." The doctor says, "Well, tell me your symptoms." "Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" she said. The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said, "Did you used to be a blonde?" The brunette said, "Why yes!" The doctor said, "Your finger's broken." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

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