Going to the Doctor

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."

The doctor says, "Well, tell me your symptoms."

"Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" she said.

The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said, "Did you used to be a blonde?"

The brunette said, "Why yes!"

The doctor said, "Your finger's broken."