21st ORT Building- Lobster Dances and Skinny Dipping

Cloudbringer · 05-14-2003, 11:34 PM

Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow

), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left

) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

(probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ).

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this.

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)

I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL

Elif Godson · 05-15-2003, 10:26 AM

Sha dude's and dude ets, sup ??

k enough of that.
I got the first PoSt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 05-16-2003, 01:30 PM

Tch Tch... This isn't about 1st posts Elif [img]tongue.gif[/img] And tut tut cloudy, just copy and pasting? Wheres the heart? Wheres the soul? Dear me [img]smile.gif[/img] hehehehehe

Cloudbringer · 05-20-2003, 01:06 AM

*Cloudy drops a candy heart and a little cd marked 'soul' music on the table for Beau...* Well, you did ask! HAHAHAHA!

Morgeruat · 05-20-2003, 08:40 AM

*Walks in and looks around for his lobster minions*

"Geeting all ORTers, I have returned, no no hold your applause"

Lady Blue03 · 05-20-2003, 04:19 PM

I also notice that Cloudy's post says "TWENTIETH ORT" tsk tsk

Beaumanoir · 05-20-2003, 05:44 PM

I know.... Pffffeh Eh LB? I think she should get thrown in the lobster pool as punishment [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Skydracgrrl · 05-23-2003, 06:29 AM

After much contemplation Thalali, I have finally come up with your initiation! :InsertEvilLaughHere: [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] You shall tightrope across the chocolate infested lobster pool.. er, or was it the lobster infested chocolate pool? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] anyways, do that, in a pweettty pink ballerina tutu while imitating Cal's Brit accent horribly.

And if you fall in, watch out for the lobsters.. don't wanna get rid of our new members right away..

And before I forget.. * [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] at Morgeruat*

Elif Godson · 05-23-2003, 10:05 AM

[img]graemlins/bart.gif[/img] @ Morgie

How's that [img]graemlins/dance2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 05-23-2003, 03:34 PM

Cal's english accent? Cal is english... Or am i missing something..... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Bloody Americans

05-14-2003, 11:34 PM	#1
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!! Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Barb's knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all. Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ). Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building) I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-20-2003, 01:06 AM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Cloudy drops a candy heart and a little cd marked 'soul' music on the table for Beau... Well, you did ask! HAHAHAHA! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-23-2003, 10:05 AM	#9
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	[img]graemlins/bart.gif[/img] @ Morgie How's that [img]graemlins/dance2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img] __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

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05-15-2003, 10:26 AM	#2
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	Sha dude's and dude ets, sup ?? k enough of that. I got the first PoSt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-16-2003, 01:30 PM	#3
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Tch Tch... This isn't about 1st posts Elif [img]tongue.gif[/img] And tut tut cloudy, just copy and pasting? Wheres the heart? Wheres the soul? Dear me [img]smile.gif[/img] hehehehehe

05-20-2003, 08:40 AM	#5
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	Walks in and looks around for his lobster minions "Geeting all ORTers, I have returned, no no hold your applause"

05-20-2003, 04:19 PM	#6
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	I also notice that Cloudy's post says "TWENTIETH ORT" tsk tsk

05-20-2003, 05:44 PM	#7
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	I know.... Pffffeh Eh LB? I think she should get thrown in the lobster pool as punishment [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

05-23-2003, 06:29 AM	#8
Skydracgrrl Silver Dragon Join Date: June 21, 2001 Location: Oakton, VA (summer) Boston, MA (...not summer...) Age: 37 Posts: 1,652	After much contemplation Thalali, I have finally come up with your initiation! :InsertEvilLaughHere: [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] You shall tightrope across the chocolate infested lobster pool.. er, or was it the lobster infested chocolate pool? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] anyways, do that, in a pweettty pink ballerina tutu while imitating Cal's Brit accent horribly. And if you fall in, watch out for the lobsters.. don't wanna get rid of our new members right away.. And before I forget.. * [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] at Morgeruat*

05-23-2003, 03:34 PM	#10
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Cal's english accent? Cal is english... Or am i missing something..... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Bloody Americans

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