<font color="FF33FF", Size="4">Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="FFCCFF", size="3">Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery ;) </font>

<font color="FF99CC">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow :D ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.</font>

<font color="FFCCCC">Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left :D ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ).</font>

<font color="CC99FF">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font> (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)

I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL :D

Sha dude's and dude ets, sup ?? :D k enough of that.
I got the first PoSt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tch Tch... This isn't about 1st posts Elif [img]tongue.gif[/img] And tut tut cloudy, just copy and pasting? Wheres the heart? Wheres the soul? Dear me [img]smile.gif[/img] hehehehehe

*Cloudy drops a candy heart and a little cd marked 'soul' music on the table for Beau...* Well, you did ask! HAHAHAHA!

*Walks in and looks around for his lobster minions*

"Geeting all ORTers, I have returned, no no hold your applause"

<font color=pink>I also notice that Cloudy's post says "TWENTIETH ORT" tsk tsk :D </font>

I know.... Pffffeh Eh LB? I think she should get thrown in the lobster pool as punishment [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

After much contemplation Thalali, I have finally come up with your initiation! :InsertEvilLaughHere: [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] You shall tightrope across the chocolate infested lobster pool.. er, or was it the lobster infested chocolate pool? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] anyways, do that, in a pweettty pink ballerina tutu while imitating Cal's Brit accent horribly. :D And if you fall in, watch out for the lobsters.. don't wanna get rid of our new members right away.. :rolleyes:

And before I forget.. * [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] at Morgeruat*

[img]graemlins/bart.gif[/img] @ Morgie :D How's that [img]graemlins/dance2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

Cal's english accent? Cal is english... Or am i missing something..... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Bloody Americans ;)