11-02-2002, 02:45 PM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
|
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines. "Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery." A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? I fired my masseuse today; she rubbed me the wrong way. My wife really likes to make pottery, but It's Just kiln time. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax; I also worked in a blanket factory, but it folded. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you, well, red. Without geometry, life is pointless. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? In appreciation of the care Picabo Street received when she was injured, the skier donated money to build a new Intensive Care Unit at the local hospital in Park City,UT. to be named the "Picabo I.C.U."
__________________
53.7% of all statistics are made up |
11-02-2002, 02:48 PM | #2 |
Gold Dragon
Join Date: June 18, 2002
Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB
Age: 36
Posts: 2,563
|
OMG, overload of bad puns. AHHHH! [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
__________________
[img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> |
11-02-2002, 02:49 PM | #3 |
Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: August 30, 2002
Location: Dallas, Tx.
Age: 21
Posts: 1,765
|
Great work Arvon. Just remember "A pun is a terrible thing to waste."
|
11-02-2002, 02:54 PM | #4 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: May 2, 2002
Location: Canterbury, England
Age: 36
Posts: 5,817
|
ARGH! OVERDOSE! ROFL! *collapses*
|
11-02-2002, 05:55 PM | #5 | |
Zartan
Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: North Carolina USA
Age: 57
Posts: 5,177
|
Quote:
__________________
[img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> |
|
11-02-2002, 07:34 PM | #6 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
Posts: 3,577
|
Allright wise guy I see you're trying to be punny.
__________________
Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts |
11-02-2002, 07:38 PM | #7 |
Hathor
Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 60
Posts: 2,201
|
Excellent, excellent!! The takeover of the world is coming along nicely, now....
__________________
And then there were 6. |
11-02-2002, 08:12 PM | #8 |
Dracolisk
Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 38
Posts: 6,043
|
i had to drive thee nails into my skull just to finish readin that... anybody got like one of those industrial strenghte nail removers?
__________________
[img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o; |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Oh NO More PUNS...RUN | Arvon | General Discussion | 3 | 07-10-2006 05:57 PM |
Some (bad) puns | Sir Goulum | General Discussion | 9 | 10-23-2005 11:31 AM |
Puns By The Bunch! | Arvon | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 3 | 09-03-2003 05:16 PM |
bad puns | Morgeruat | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 15 | 02-08-2003 04:42 PM |
GAG More Puns | Arvon | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 6 | 09-24-2002 07:25 PM |