08-30-2004, 11:46 AM | #1 |
Zartan
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forenote:I got this from Dron Cah (Drew), so don't blame me in anyway
> >Subject: Blondes > > > > > > > > > > > >DEAD BMW > >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it > >died. > > > >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. > >She says, "What's the story?" > >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." > >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" > > > >SPEEDING TICKET > >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he > >could see her license. > >She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just > >yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it > >to you!" > > > >KNITTING > >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. > >Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the > >wheel was knitting Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights > >and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and > >yelled, "PULL OVER!" > >"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" > > > > > >IN A VACUUM > >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She > >rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If > >you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She > >thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" > > > >IT'S ABOUT TIME > >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and > >asked her what their names were. > >The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named > >Timex. > >Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" > >"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" > >
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08-30-2004, 11:56 AM | #2 |
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Funny, very funny. The last one is corny, but I think speeding ticket is the funniest.
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08-30-2004, 11:57 AM | #3 |
Jack Burton
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*groan* love (hate) the last one
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08-30-2004, 05:18 PM | #4 |
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Hey, I take no responsibility for this!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
They are "lmao" worthy, though! [ 08-30-2004, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Dron_Cah ] |
08-30-2004, 07:46 PM | #5 |
Jack Burton
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Hahahah, those were great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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08-30-2004, 11:08 PM | #6 |
40th Level Warrior
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seen all before.
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08-30-2004, 11:20 PM | #7 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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"IN A VACUUM"... [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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08-31-2004, 03:48 AM | #8 |
Manshoon
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Crap in your carburator? man sick!!!
next time i will check my girls carburator first!
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