04-23-2002, 01:36 PM | #1 |
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Rules For Men
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
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04-23-2002, 02:00 PM | #2 |
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The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out from under my cradle.
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04-23-2002, 02:29 PM | #3 |
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lol! thats funny, arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-23-2002, 02:34 PM | #4 |
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true [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-23-2002, 02:44 PM | #5 |
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lol describes the women i know [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-23-2002, 02:47 PM | #6 |
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that's pretty funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-23-2002, 03:41 PM | #7 | |
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here's a tip : get out of town as quick as you can ! lol
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04-23-2002, 03:51 PM | #8 |
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Ahh, how true...... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-23-2002, 03:58 PM | #9 | |
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here's a tip : get out of town as quick as you can ! lol[/QUOTE]yeah, right, you know differently there was this joke. ppl died and they go to heaven, in the pearl gate, St. peter said "every man who is NOT afraid of his wife, stand on my right hand, the others stand on the left hand." at the end, only one man stands on St. Peter's right hand. Peter was solely disappointed, but he talked to the brave man "so, you are not afraid of your wife?" the man said "oh, she told me to 'stay here!' " you know why we love them? it ain't because they are little bitchs, but because they know all the ways to make you feel sorry and love them unyieldingly at the same time. |
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04-23-2002, 04:27 PM | #10 |
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true... very... very true...
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