Quote of the day

[Sio]

Schwing!

=Wayne, Waynes World=

[/)eathKiller]

"There once was a man who was strong in his belifes, he was having money problems and he decided that he would begin praying to win the lottery... he prayed and prayed, nonstop, for almost a decade, and through this meditation and hope he felt himself growing closer to his lord each day, until one fine morning...
'please lord PLEASE i beg of you to let me win the lottery so that all of my money problems may be solved! '

a voice boomed from the heavens...

'You've got to meet me half way! Buy a ticket!!' "

-The Flying Nun


and then theres this one:

"I'm gonna give you a lesson in pain! ... time for the final exam!"

-Thrash

and this one:

"POW! What do you do?"

-Many Poorly Translated Videogames

"you can't use a hippo as a stove"

-Wendy

"Sorry mario your princess is in another castle"

-duh

"Kupo Kupo! A man can't get a sword if he can't dance!"

-The Moogles

"The earth IS A CUBE fools! It simply lacks CORNERS!"

-Ace of the Camper Killers

"Nothing like 10 tons of deisel and a little spark to take down a tank! ... *long pause* Well um... ok back to the drawing board... how about 20 tons?"

-Venus Wars

"Photon No Baka photon no baka PHOTON no BAKA PHOTON NO BAKA PHOTON NO BAKA PHOTONNOBAKAPHOTONNOBAKAPHOTONNOBAKABAKABAKABAKABA KAAAA!!!!!"

-Aun

Heres spike's last speech in Cowboy Beebop to the best of my memory...

Spike: "You ever hear the story about the cat that lived 9 lives and died 9 deaths?"
Chef: "No can't say that I have..."
Spike: "Well you see there once was this cat that lived 9 lives and died 8 deaths, and through those 8 first lives he met all sorts of owners and people and he was always belonging to someone, on his 9th life, he was a stray cat, which meant that for the first time he was free, he met a female cat and they spent their time together happily, until one day whent she was hit by a bus... the cat cried a thousand tears, and he too died, his last thoughts being, not of the lives he lived, but of that single solitary life that he found special to him..."
Chef: "hmm... that's quite a-"
SPike: "I hate that story..."
Chef: "Why's that?"
Spike: "I don't like cats..."

[Bruce The Aussie]

"Its only funny til someone gets hurt. then it gets hilarios!"
- i think it was lifetime, can't be sure though.

[Triconan]

"who likes short shorts?"

It's a classic.

[Xtrea]

"Why do today when you can do it tomarrow"
A clasic

[Redblueflare]

You will bend to my veiws one day lol. You will see everything the way i see it, and so will the rest of the world as i shall take control! People will be like Stalin who? Shane now thats a tyrant! Man i make myself laugh i'm damn good! From Shane of course.

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by /)eathKiller: Heres spike's last speech in Cowboy Beebop to the best of my memory... Spike: "You ever hear the story about the cat that lived 9 lives and died 9 deaths?" Chef: "No can't say that I have..." Spike: "Well you see there once was this cat that lived 9 lives and died 8 deaths, and through those 8 first lives he met all sorts of owners and people and he was always belonging to someone, on his 9th life, he was a stray cat, which meant that for the first time he was free, he met a female cat and they spent their time together happily, until one day whent she was hit by a bus... the cat cried a thousand tears, and he too died, his last thoughts being, not of the lives he lived, but of that single solitary life that he found special to him..." Chef: "hmm... that's quite a-" SPike: "I hate that story..." Chef: "Why's that?" Spike: "I don't like cats..."

'Chef' is called Jet.

My addition to this. By Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV also from Coyboy Beebop.
'If you see a stranger, follow them.'

[antryg]

Schleirmacher could but Immanuel Kant

[/)eathKiller]

Yeah yeah but they only say his name like 4 times in the whole series I barley remember characters like that [img]tongue.gif[/img] + he did cook for spike at the time so he was kind of being a chef [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Redblueflare: Man i make myself laugh i'm damn good! -From Shane of course.

That's so like Shane...

[Blind_Prophet]

Originally posted by /)eathKiller: Yeah yeah but they only say his name like 4 times in the whole series I barley remember characters like that [img]tongue.gif[/img] + he did cook for spike at the time so he was kind of being a chef [img]tongue.gif[/img] quote: Originally posted by Redblueflare: Man i make myself laugh i'm damn good! -From Shane of course.

That's so like Shane...[/QUOTE]That is true i am good [img]tongue.gif[/img]