"It's not true that I said 'actors are cattle.' I said 'they should be treated like cattle'."
- Alfred Hitchcock

And he did.

He put out wonderful movies but the man was a sandwich shy of a picnic.

A couple of clowns short of a circus?

Clowns are scary, can it be dancing monkeys instead?

A few spots short of a newt (she's a witch, BURN HER!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )

A few houses short of a suburb? (sorry, I couldn't think of one so I had to make one up on the spot ;) )

Here is one that I like.

*man with one chopstick goes hungrey* ;)

And a man with three doesn't know what to do with himself [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, Man who run behind car get exhausted [img]smile.gif[/img]

If we've progressed into funny lines then...

Chick: Mummy, am I a people?
Hen: No dear, you are a chicken
Chick: Where do chickens come from?
Hen: They are laid in eggs
Chick: Are people laid?
Hen: Not all of them, some are chicken...

hehe, my all time favourite... :D