How Dirty is Your Mind?

Arvon · 03-15-2003, 02:04 PM

Quiz: How Dirty is Your Mind?

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

What does a dog do that you can step into?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)

Dragonshadow · 03-15-2003, 02:09 PM

No comment from me.
EVER.
My mind is not that warped.

Gangrell · 03-15-2003, 02:23 PM

Well, I can proudly say I failed miserably [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 03-15-2003, 02:42 PM

Mind if my results aren't shared? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Xero279 · 03-15-2003, 06:51 PM

hah. whoa.. scary lol i got some of those right haha. corrupted youth.. haha o well.

/)eathKiller · 03-15-2003, 07:01 PM

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*punches self* Hentai-baka! *punches self again*

Sir Heinrich Godfrie IV · 03-15-2003, 07:03 PM

WOW!
For a second there I thought you were going to be banned, or your thread locked.
That's pretty damn funny bud!
I just hope the mods find it funny as well. Good luck.

Attalus · 03-15-2003, 07:07 PM

That "firetruck" one has been around so long that it's got whiskers. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 03-15-2003, 08:15 PM

[img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img] I dont know man, thats borderline inapropriate...funny though.

Harkoliar · 03-15-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

fooled me there. good one

03-15-2003, 02:04 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Quiz: How Dirty is Your Mind? What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? What does a dog do that you can step into? What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? ANSWERS: 1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. (pants) 7. (fork) 8. (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. (grit) 10. (last name) __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-15-2003, 02:09 PM	#2
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	No comment from me. EVER. My mind is not that warped. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

03-15-2003, 06:51 PM	#5
Xero279 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 1,360	hah. whoa.. scary lol i got some of those right haha. corrupted youth.. haha o well. __________________ <br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[music04]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/music04.gif\" /> Live to Rock, Rock to Live <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rocking2]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rocking2.gif\" /> <br />[url]\"http://www.livejournal.com/users/Xero279\" target=\"_blank\">...From The Mind of Xero</a>

03-15-2003, 07:01 PM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	.__ __ . O O ._ L _ . D punches self Hentai-baka! punches self again __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

03-15-2003, 07:03 PM	#7
Sir Heinrich Godfrie IV Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Land of 10,000 Lakes (Minneapolis, MN, USA) Age: 42 Posts: 315	WOW! For a second there I thought you were going to be banned, or your thread locked. That's pretty damn funny bud! I just hope the mods find it funny as well. Good luck. __________________ \"The Earth is NOT your Mother!\"<br /><br />\"The chief cause of failure is trading what we want most, for what we want at the moment.\"<br />-Unknown

03-15-2003, 02:23 PM	#3
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	Well, I can proudly say I failed miserably [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

03-15-2003, 02:42 PM	#4
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Mind if my results aren't shared? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-15-2003, 07:07 PM	#8
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	That "firetruck" one has been around so long that it's got whiskers. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

03-15-2003, 08:15 PM	#9
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	[img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img] I dont know man, thats borderline inapropriate...funny though. __________________

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