Quiz: How Dirty is Your Mind?

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

What does a dog do that you can step into?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)

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No comment from me.
EVER.
My mind is not that warped.

Well, I can proudly say I failed miserably [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Mind if my results aren't shared? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hah. whoa.. scary lol i got some of those right haha. corrupted youth.. haha o well.

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*punches self* Hentai-baka! *punches self again*

WOW!
For a second there I thought you were going to be banned, or your thread locked.
That's pretty damn funny bud!
I just hope the mods find it funny as well. Good luck.

That "firetruck" one has been around so long that it's got whiskers. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/dontknowaboutyou.gif[/img] I dont know man, thats borderline inapropriate...funny though. ;)

fooled me there. good one