Man caught with Scissors embedded in soap at airport???

Larry_OHF · 09-29-2002, 06:49 PM

Okay, some people can't come up with a decent lie. THis guy had scissors hidden in soap and box cutters inside a lotion bottle, and the Bulgarian says that it was to protect his other assets inside the bag. Why the hell does he need to carry a box cutter in the first place? Man, those things are only $1.99 at Home Depot. It's not like it was his family heirloom. Anyway, here's the story...
Link

[ 09-29-2002, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

Willard · 09-29-2002, 07:04 PM

LOL, what a dud. Hiding scissors in a bar of soap? Another one of the brilliant ideas these days. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Warhammer · 09-30-2002, 04:38 AM

Lucky he is Bulgarian, if his name was Ahmed ibn'Bechir and was from some Arab country, he would have been sent directly to Guantanamo, beside making "Breaking News" on all major cable news networks.

09-30-2002, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warhammer:
Lucky he is Bulgarian, if his name was Ahmed ibn'Bechir and was from some Arab country, he would have been sent directly to Guantanamo, beside making "Breaking News" on all major cable news networks.

Just a wee bit cynical aren't we?
Obviously this guy wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp.

Ziroc · 09-30-2002, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Okay, some people can't come up with a decent lie. THis guy had scissors hidden in soap and box cutters inside a lotion bottle, and the Bulgarian says that it was to protect his other assets inside the bag. Why the hell does he need to carry a box cutter in the first place? Man, those things are only $1.99 at Home Depot. It's not like it was his family heirloom. Anyway, here's the story...
Link

Ye, Gods!! I don't like that story.. saw it last night on NBC. Hope the CIA beats the answers out of him. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Horatio · 09-30-2002, 02:17 PM

Hm, I would make some crack about living clean...but I wouldn't force that on you

09-30-2002, 02:33 PM

he dareed to take SOAP????

how dare he?

lock him away - keep soap out of harm's way

09-30-2002, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagiK:

quote:
Originally posted by Warhammer:
Lucky he is Bulgarian, if his name was Ahmed ibn'Bechir and was from some Arab country, he would have been sent directly to Guantanamo, beside making "Breaking News" on all major cable news networks.

Just a wee bit cynical aren't we?
[/QUOTE]doesn't mean he's wrong

Ronn_Bman · 09-30-2002, 02:39 PM

This is too much.

Guys are already afraid to "drop the soap" in the locker room. Now we've got something else to worry about. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

What's next? "Soap on a fuse"

**Ronn whistles his best impression of the Irish Spring commercial**

Attalus · 09-30-2002, 02:43 PM

Well, if he was taking concealed box cutters on board an aircraft, he deserves what he got.

09-29-2002, 06:49 PM	#1
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Okay, some people can't come up with a decent lie. THis guy had scissors hidden in soap and box cutters inside a lotion bottle, and the Bulgarian says that it was to protect his other assets inside the bag. Why the hell does he need to carry a box cutter in the first place? Man, those things are only $1.99 at Home Depot. It's not like it was his family heirloom. Anyway, here's the story... Link [ 09-29-2002, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ] __________________

09-29-2002, 07:04 PM	#2
Willard Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: June 14, 2001 Location: Vermont Age: 32 Posts: 1,752	LOL, what a dud. Hiding scissors in a bar of soap? Another one of the brilliant ideas these days. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

09-30-2002, 04:38 AM	#3
Warhammer Baaz Draconian Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Denmark Age: 51 Posts: 731	Lucky he is Bulgarian, if his name was Ahmed ibn'Bechir and was from some Arab country, he would have been sent directly to Guantanamo, beside making "Breaking News" on all major cable news networks. __________________ It was a new day yesterday<br />but it\'s an old day now.<br /><i>Jethro Tull</i><br />

09-30-2002, 02:17 PM	#6
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Hm, I would make some crack about living clean...but I wouldn't force that on you __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-30-2002, 02:39 PM	#9
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	This is too much. Guys are already afraid to "drop the soap" in the locker room. Now we've got something else to worry about. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] What's next? "Soap on a fuse" Ronn whistles his best impression of the Irish Spring commercial __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-30-2002, 02:33 PM	#7
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	he dareed to take SOAP???? how dare he? lock him away - keep soap out of harm's way

09-30-2002, 02:43 PM	#10
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Well, if he was taking concealed box cutters on board an aircraft, he deserves what he got. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

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