<font color=skyblue>Okay, some people can't come up with a decent lie. THis guy had scissors hidden in soap and box cutters inside a lotion bottle, and the Bulgarian says that it was to protect his other assets inside the bag. Why the hell does he need to carry a box cutter in the first place? Man, those things are only $1.99 at Home Depot. It's not like it was his family heirloom. Anyway, here's the story...
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[ 09-29-2002, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

LOL, what a dud. Hiding scissors in a bar of soap? Another one of the brilliant ideas these days. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lucky he is Bulgarian, if his name was Ahmed ibn'Bechir and was from some Arab country, he would have been sent directly to Guantanamo, beside making "Breaking News" on all major cable news networks.

<font color="#cc3399">Just a wee bit cynical aren't we?
Obviously this guy wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp.</font>

Ye, Gods!! I don't like that story.. saw it last night on NBC. Hope the CIA beats the answers out of him. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hm, I would make some crack about living clean...but I wouldn't force that on you ;)

he dareed to take SOAP????

how dare he?

lock him away - keep soap out of harm's way :D :D

<font color="#cc3399">Just a wee bit cynical aren't we?
</font></font>[/QUOTE]doesn't mean he's wrong

This is too much.

Guys are already afraid to "drop the soap" in the locker room. Now we've got something else to worry about. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

What's next? "Soap on a fuse"

**Ronn whistles his best impression of the Irish Spring commercial**

Well, if he was taking concealed box cutters on board an aircraft, he deserves what he got.