11-03-2003, 03:33 PM | #1 |
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Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: "Tomb it may concern..." Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes? A: A cereal killer Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch. Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best? A: A dead end. Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying? A: You can see right through him. Q: How is a werewolf like a computer? A: They both have megabytes. Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A: They're afraid of flying off the handle. Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation? A: Lake Erie. Q: How can you tell when a window is scared? A: They get shudders. Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: It had no body to dance with. Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A: Because he's always a goblin. Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? A: He's mist. Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin. Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea? A: A Sand-witch Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with? A: His ghoul friend. Q: What is a vampire's favourite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel. [ 11-03-2003, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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