07-20-2003, 11:03 AM | #1 |
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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
— GROUCHO MARX No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. — FRAN LEBOWITZ The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — ANDY ROONEY I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. — PENNY WARD MOSER I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — RITA RUDNER Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. — JOSPEH WOOD CRUTCH It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. — P. J. O'ROURKE Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. — JEFF VALDEZ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — WINSTON CHURCHILL Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — MARY ELY Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — ANONYMOUS Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. — BRUCE GRAHAM
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07-20-2003, 07:09 PM | #2 |
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[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] :laugh1: keep em comin Arvon!
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07-20-2003, 07:57 PM | #3 |
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Very good Arvon
I like the LOTR refrance in the last one
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07-20-2003, 11:52 PM | #4 |
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lol, I like some of them.
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