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Arvon 07-20-2003 11:03 AM

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
— GROUCHO MARX
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
— FRAN LEBOWITZ
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
— ANDY ROONEY
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
— PENNY WARD MOSER
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
— RITA RUDNER
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want. — JOSPEH WOOD CRUTCH
It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern
America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same
qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority,
yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs.
Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the
fun of it.
— P. J. O'ROURKE
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats
to pull a sled through the snow.
— JEFF VALDEZ
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
— WINSTON CHURCHILL
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you later.
— MARY ELY
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
— ANONYMOUS
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
— BRUCE GRAHAM

Sythe 07-20-2003 07:09 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] :laugh1: keep em comin Arvon!

wellard 07-20-2003 07:57 PM

Very good Arvon

I like the LOTR refrance in the last one :D

Kakero 07-20-2003 11:52 PM

lol, I like some of them. :D


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