The Many Adventures of Evil Al and Mojo guest staring Dizzy and Lady Blue (26/07/02)

[Evil Al]

This episode of The Many Adventure's of Evil Al and Mojo guest stars Lady Blue & Dizzy.
"Today Al woke up at the normal time of 2 in the afternoon to the sound of workmen cutting up the sidewalk. He got up and looked at the men. They looked busy for 5 minutes then went and drank some tea. Then Al remembered what day it was and remembered Mojo will be away until Sunday. This made Al a sad panda. He wondered what he would do for friends all day. The he spoke to two lovely people on the internet, one was called Lady Blue and the other was called Dizzy. He spoke to them about the british armed forces and tried to embaress Dizzy. He found that Lady Blue was a very nice young lady who later let him call her Jen. He in return let Jen call him Ali and they became special friends. Al thought that she should put it in her profile but the idea made him blush. But how else would people believe that Al speaks to people as nice as her? Then Al accidently poured his heart out to his new friends because their games reminded him of a friend he once had. Al then decided to go to be because Mr. Sun had already woken up."

[ 07-27-2002, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: Evil Al ]

[dizzy]

hmmm, interesting day ya had there

[Lady Blue03]

Why am i experincig dejavou? *hugs*

[Lord of Alcohol]

I feel all mushy inside [img]tongue.gif[/img] And Dizzy you got that stupid song in my head again from your name. THANKS [img]tongue.gif[/img] And Lady Blue I voted option 1, dont know ya well but hey I'm just a nice f****** guy! And Al aint you supposed to be manning a mortar?

Lets all sing along- I'm so dizzy my head is spinning, I'm so dizzy you turn me around....sorry thats all the words I know THANKS DIZZY [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Evil Al]

Yeah, yesterday was very interesting. Jejavou Jen? This something thats going to appear everyday for as long as Mojo and I draw breath... Or until we grow up. But don't worry thats not going to happen soon, people might start giving me responsibility and with responsibility comes blame when things catch fire.
I *should* be manning a mortar right now LoA but i was discharged from the army for a little accident that happened on the shooting range while i was supposed to be watching. Instead i was talking to a nice young lady . See what i mean about the responsibility and blame thing?

[Mojo]

Mojo's day:

Today (26th) Mojo decided to get up extra early so that he could pack his things for a camping trip, so he woke up at about 12:15. He spent a few hours not doing very much, because without Al, his life surely is dull, and he has no people such as Dizzy or Lady Blue to talk to...sniff...But when he finally got ready, he put on his camoflage and made his way into Peterhead, where he was taken to Fivie Castle, where the Sealed Knot Society were perfoming a re-enactment of the Battle of Fivie Castle. He had to camp overnight for Friday night and Saturday night, in a tent, but he could not sleep because he was watching the tents to make sure none of them caught fire, because someone apparantly has to do that all the time, and he couldn't sleep because of other people snoring so loud it actually gave him a headache. This made Mojo angry. Angry Mojo means upset cadets, when he doesn't let them get away with the things they usually get away with, but he got them told, for he can be loud when he has good reason. He also didn't get any sleep on the Saturday night and it is now technically Monday morning (12:35). Mojo is now hallucinating, and is increasingly paranoid and tetchy.

And the moral of this story is - 1)Never leave your familiar indoors-based life
2)Get some sleep and
3)Listen to NCOs, for they will get angry and you will clean toilets to pay.