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Old 02-17-2005, 07:20 AM   #1
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Bad News

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.

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Old 02-17-2005, 08:29 AM   #2
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hah, that's quite good, although i think the taxi driver one was better Still, i liked that [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2005, 08:56 AM   #3
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Aww that sucks.

*Drops dead.*
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Old 02-17-2005, 09:47 AM   #4
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Heh... nice...
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Old 02-17-2005, 10:06 AM   #5
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I've heard that before. It's still funny tough.
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Old 02-17-2005, 02:39 PM   #6
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Sue the doctor then. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2005, 02:46 PM   #7
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Did you guys know that the Pilot (very first episode) of Seinfeld is titles Good news bad news... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:05 PM   #8
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Geez that's an old joke. And I've heard so many versiions of it, all it's humor has been beaten out of it a long time ago.
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:29 PM   #9
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Geez are we grumpy today... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2005, 03:51 PM   #10
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First time I hear it.
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