02-17-2005, 07:20 AM | #1 |
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about the bad news? Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday. [ 02-17-2005, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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02-17-2005, 08:29 AM | #2 |
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hah, that's quite good, although i think the taxi driver one was better Still, i liked that [img]smile.gif[/img]
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02-17-2005, 08:56 AM | #3 |
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Aww that sucks.
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02-17-2005, 09:47 AM | #4 |
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Heh... nice...
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02-17-2005, 10:06 AM | #5 |
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I've heard that before. It's still funny tough.
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02-17-2005, 02:39 PM | #6 |
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Sue the doctor then. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-17-2005, 02:46 PM | #7 |
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Did you guys know that the Pilot (very first episode) of Seinfeld is titles Good news bad news... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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02-17-2005, 03:05 PM | #8 |
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Geez that's an old joke. And I've heard so many versiions of it, all it's humor has been beaten out of it a long time ago.
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02-17-2005, 03:29 PM | #9 |
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Geez are we grumpy today... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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02-17-2005, 03:51 PM | #10 |
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First time I hear it.
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