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07-05-2001, 09:13 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?" Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? ------------------  "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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07-05-2001, 09:19 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
Age: 36
Posts: 5,837
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LOL!!!
I luv em!!!  ------------------  Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan |
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