Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?


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