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04-25-2002, 03:57 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
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Chinese Proverbs:
>1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > >2. Man who run in front of car get tired. > >3. Man who run behind car get exhausted. > >4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > >5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. > >6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > >7. Man with one chopstick go hungry. > >8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > >9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > >10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > >11. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. > >12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > >13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > >14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > >15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > >16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > >17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > >18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > >19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > >20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > >21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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04-25-2002, 04:00 PM
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Harper
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Location: Lancs, England
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I think not.
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04-25-2002, 04:12 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: April 16, 2002
Location: Southern Cali
Age: 39
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LOL...I've never heard those before...
They are insanely HIlarious..... thanks......
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04-25-2002, 04:52 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 16, 2001
Location: Manchester, England
Age: 35
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I heard a Chinese curse that lost a lot in the translation. Because it seems like a blessing in English.
"May you live in interesting times.". What a curse?!?!?!? |
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04-25-2002, 05:20 PM
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40th Level Warrior
  Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 58
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i really must go to china someday,they are sooooo wise,this was really educational,thanks
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