Chinese Proverbs:

>1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>11. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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>12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

<font color="cyan">Do they come any better than this?

I think not.</font>

LOL...I've never heard those before...
They are insanely HIlarious.....
thanks......

I heard a Chinese curse that lost a lot in the translation. Because it seems like a blessing in English.

"May you live in interesting times.".

What a curse?!?!?!?

i really must go to china someday,they are sooooo wise,this was really educational,thanks