12-03-2000, 10:12 PM | #1 |
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Keldorn: One must maintain constant discipline and remember the four principles of virtue... that is my motto and everlasting burden. Jan: Virtue, eh knighty? Keldorn: Indeed, little one. 'Tis not virtuous to refer to me as 'knighty'. Jan: Another human with his shorts in a knot. But I digress. Anyway, Keldy, my mother wrote a book on virtue. Keldorn: Did she? Jan: Oh, yes. A book on the virtues of erotic love. "Sins of the Flesh Golem", it was called. Excellent sales in the paladin's spouse market. Keldorn: A wholly inappropriate jest, Jan. You should be ashamed. Jan: It is no jest. I'll send you a copy, if your wife does not already have one. Keldorn: Never speak of my wife, gnome. Your lack of respect is appalling. Jan: Ah, now I see. One of THOSE. Keldorn: It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your elders. Jan: I do respect my elders. This has nothing to do with them. In fact, it reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene... Keldorn: Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand that I perform acts that you shall regret. Jan: 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem... Thank you for reading. Tomorrow, a special Jan feature; 'Jan Speaks About "Abi-Dalzim's Whatever"!' |
12-03-2000, 10:28 PM | #2 |
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ROTFLOL!!!!! I can't wait to start a new game and grab jan in my party ASAP. Ive decided he's a must-have for the amusement factor alone!!!
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12-03-2000, 11:16 PM | #3 |
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Good stuff!!!!!!!!!
We're waiting with bated breath... |
12-04-2000, 01:04 AM | #4 |
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Personally, this was my favorite Jan moment, and I've wondered if I missed it from you. Boy, he really knows how to push Keldorn's buttons.
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