The Many Adventures of Evil Al and Mojo (24-7-02)

[Mojo]

I'm not sure if this is spam or not, but I'm sure someone will tell me if it is...Anyhoo, I aim to tell you of the Many Amazing Adventures of Evil Al and Mojo in the wonderful village that is Cruden Bay...

Today Evil Al and Mojo walked along the beach. They espied a jellyfish (dead, obviously) and Mojo said "look! it looks like it has a brain!" before running towards a dune to find a stick to remove it with. After that failed, they walked towards some seagulls, then left the beach. From there, they travelled through the woods, towards the castle, and back down a different path, and stopped at the primary school, to sit on a wall. (Don't worry, it's the holidays). Another exciting day in the life of Mojo and Evil Al.

[Evil Al]

Ah, I'm sure this that is spam Mojo. But you forgot to tell the people of the time that we saved a fish from the evil seagull and of the time we walked a whole 3 miles just to chase some sheep round a field but instead found ourselfs being chased by a whole heard of cows. You also forgot to mention the time that i sprained a muscle in my head throwing a stick at something.

[Mojo]

Ah yes, we chased a seagull away and threw the fish back into the river, where it sank. And Evil Al spraining a head muscle was only yesterday, he threw a stick at a sand dune and his head hurt...today he jumped off a wall (and landed on his feet, I might add), and his head hurt again...something's wrong with this boy...

[Neb]

Next time bring a knife and be sure to remove that jellyfish brain Then mail it to me [img]smile.gif[/img] I've always wanted one.... And no, I don't need it for my scientific experiments that will end up with me conquering the world.

[Evil Al]

Originally posted by Mojo: Ah yes, we chased a seagull away and threw the fish back into the river, where it sank. And Evil Al spraining a head muscle was only yesterday, he threw a stick at a sand dune and his head hurt...today he jumped off a wall (and landed on his feet, I might add), and his head hurt again...something's wrong with this boy...

Ah well, it can't be classed as spam now. I'm willing to bet people didn't know it was possible to pull the muscles in your head. No it wasn't because i was thinking before anyone asks. If i was thinking I wouldn't have bothered to throw a stick at a sand dune. It really hurt as well - it brought a tear to my eye and i'm a big brave former soldier. I first thought Mojo threw something at me (just cause thats what he's like) but no, the pain was sharp. Come to think of it my head still hurts, even before i jumpped off that wall.

[Mojo]

Originally posted by Neb: And no, I don't need it for my scientific experiments that will end up with me conquering the world.

Yeah, that's what they all say Neb...just make sure to give us a position of power :-D

[Evil Al]

Originally posted by Neb: Next time bring a knife and be sure to remove that jellyfish brain Then mail it to me [img]smile.gif[/img] I've always wanted one.... And no, I don't need it for my scientific experiments that will end up with me conquering the world.

Suuuuure it isn't Neb. But after you conquer the world it'll will be taken (or you will take it from) several people i know. I really shouldn't hang around the funny farm so much... Wait a minute its where i live! I like the red pills best!

Edit: Serveral spelling mistake someone may have quoted before i edited them. Well it is 2:15am and i've just taken a rather large fly out my eye. I'm blind!

[ 07-24-2002, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: Evil Al ]

[Neb]

Originally posted by Mojo: quote: Originally posted by Neb: And no, I don't need it for my scientific experiments that will end up with me conquering the world.

Yeah, that's what they all say Neb...just make sure to give us a position of power :-D[/QUOTE]Sure, you can be the Minister of Pizza and Italian Food [img]tongue.gif[/img] and Al can get to rule Antarctica [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Mojo]

Yeah! That's my favorite kind of food! How did you know?

[Evil Al]

Originally posted by Neb: quote: Originally posted by Mojo: quote: Originally posted by Neb: And no, I don't need it for my scientific experiments that will end up with me conquering the world.

Yeah, that's what they all say Neb...just make sure to give us a position of power :-D[/QUOTE]Sure, you can be the Minister of Pizza and Italian Food [img]tongue.gif[/img] and Al can get to rule Antarctica [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]YAY! An empire even i have the responsibility to rule. At least I wouldn't need to fear a nasty peasent unrising, i don't like pitchforks.
Neb for president of the world!