01-20-2003, 05:42 AM | #1 |
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Unless you want to be beaten up of course
1. Sure I'll get my license, but can you hold my beer? 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.. 3. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed.....have you been eating doughnuts?" 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does.. 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are! 11. You are a public Servant... Get me a glass of water. |
01-20-2003, 07:01 AM | #2 |
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LLAO! Seen them before but they´re still very funny! I have to try out number 6 sometime.
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01-20-2003, 07:43 AM | #3 |
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] 11's one of the funniest I think [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-20-2003, 07:45 AM | #4 |
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Reminds me of Chris Rocks' How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police
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01-20-2003, 09:38 AM | #5 | |
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here are a few more taken from here--> www.packingheat.com
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01-20-2003, 10:01 AM | #6 |
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They were all good, but here are my 3 favourites:
8 was funny and true heheheheh 9 is just very dumb to say 10 was funny
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01-20-2003, 02:18 PM | #7 | |
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01-20-2003, 03:15 PM | #8 |
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What NOT To Say To A Police Officer!...
Of course I'm drunk, did you think I was a stunt driver? I had to drive, I was far too drunk to walk It was me I'm Guilty I want me mum [ 01-20-2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Charlie ]
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01-20-2003, 07:52 PM | #9 | |
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01-21-2003, 03:03 AM | #10 |
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"It wasn't me, it was the one armed man" (extra points for doing it in a bad Jim Carrey impression from Mask)... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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