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Old 10-17-2001, 12:11 PM   #1
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A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "No, no, no!! I mean, do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please, ma'am," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up afore than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."



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Old 10-17-2001, 12:13 PM   #2
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ROTFL!!!!! *snicker, chortle* I like that one! I'm gonna print it out and pass it around!

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Old 10-17-2001, 12:14 PM   #3
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lol ROFLMAO ...... that is so funny

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Old 10-17-2001, 12:25 PM   #4
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kind of good

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Old 10-17-2001, 12:41 PM   #5
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*Giggle-snort*

Is she blonde like me? We might get along. Wait a minute! It's Fibi, isn't it?

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Old 10-17-2001, 01:29 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by waverider:
kind of good


Kind Of!? ROFLMAO!!!


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Old 10-17-2001, 01:31 PM   #7
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Don't EVER post anything as funny as that again Saz, I almost fell off my chair and hurt myself because I laughed so much!
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Old 10-17-2001, 01:36 PM   #8
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Why couldn't he communicate?


BTW: Waverider, could we please fix that www.kirith.com pop-up... it's driving me mad (yep Saz, I've seen your tread)

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