A case for Divorce (joke)

Sazerac · 10-17-2001, 12:11 PM

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "No, no, no!! I mean, do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please, ma'am," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up afore than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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DragonMage · 10-17-2001, 12:13 PM

ROTFL!!!!! *snicker, chortle* I like that one! I'm gonna print it out and pass it around!

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domingo · 10-17-2001, 12:14 PM

lol ROFLMAO ...... that is so funny

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waverider · 10-17-2001, 12:25 PM

kind of good

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Sir Kenyth · 10-17-2001, 12:41 PM

*Giggle-snort*

Is she blonde like me? We might get along. Wait a minute! It's Fibi, isn't it?

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Beaumanoir · 10-17-2001, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by waverider:
kind of good

Kind Of!? ROFLMAO!!!

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Neb · 10-17-2001, 01:31 PM

Don't EVER post anything as funny as that again Saz, I almost fell off my chair and hurt myself because I laughed so much!

Ryanamur · 10-17-2001, 01:36 PM

Why couldn't he communicate?

BTW: Waverider, could we please fix that www.kirith.com pop-up... it's driving me mad (yep Saz, I've seen your tread)

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10-17-2001, 12:11 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "No, no, no!! I mean, do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please, ma'am," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up afore than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me." ------------------

10-17-2001, 12:13 PM	#2
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 2,767	ROTFL!!!!! snicker, chortle I like that one! I'm gonna print it out and pass it around! ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-17-2001, 12:14 PM	#3
domingo Zhentarim Guard Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: St. George Utah USA Posts: 331	lol ROFLMAO ...... that is so funny ------------------ You can only call someone something so many times before they become that which you did not wish them to be! Bad things happen to bad people! Founding Father of TLFB

10-17-2001, 12:25 PM	#4
waverider Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 1, 2001 Location: Belguim Age: 38 Posts: 1,259	kind of good ------------------ latinum Wizard of ALSB Wizard at The Court of Lady Lioness Protector of All Whats good www.clix.to/wave

10-17-2001, 12:41 PM	#5
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	Giggle-snort Is she blonde like me? We might get along. Wait a minute! It's Fibi, isn't it? ------------------ Member of ORT Master Barbsman and weilder of the razor wit! Official royal toad! Ribbit! Ribbet I say! The true secret to happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have!

10-17-2001, 01:31 PM	#7
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Don't EVER post anything as funny as that again Saz, I almost fell off my chair and hurt myself because I laughed so much!

10-17-2001, 01:36 PM	#8
Ryanamur Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Montréal, Canada Age: 50 Posts: 1,763	Why couldn't he communicate? BTW: Waverider, could we please fix that www.kirith.com pop-up... it's driving me mad (yep Saz, I've seen your tread) ------------------ I'm the Wanderer without a clan... I bring justice without favorism. Though you may not agree with it, my judgement is final... and inconsequential [This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 10-17-2001).]

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