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Ironworks Moderator
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A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "No, no, no!! I mean, do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please, ma'am," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up afore than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me." ------------------ ![]() |
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20th Level Warrior
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ROTFL!!!!! *snicker, chortle* I like that one! I'm gonna print it out and pass it around!
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lol ROFLMAO ...... that is so funny
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kind of good
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*Giggle-snort*
Is she blonde like me? We might get along. Wait a minute! It's Fibi, isn't it? ------------------ Member of ORT Master Barbsman and weilder of the razor wit! Official royal toad! Ribbit! Ribbet I say! The true secret to happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have! |
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Quote:
Kind Of!? ROFLMAO!!! ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella ![]() ![]() ![]() The Order Of Royal Toads |
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Don't EVER post anything as funny as that again Saz, I almost fell off my chair and hurt myself because I laughed so much!
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Fzoul Chembryl
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Why couldn't he communicate?
![]() BTW: Waverider, could we please fix that www.kirith.com pop-up... it's driving me mad (yep Saz, I've seen your tread) ------------------ I'm the Wanderer without a clan... I bring justice without favorism. Though you may not agree with it, my judgement is final... and inconsequential ![]() [This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 10-17-2001).] |
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