A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "No, no, no!! I mean, do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please, ma'am," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up afore than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."



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ROTFL!!!!! *snicker, chortle* I like that one! I'm gonna print it out and pass it around! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

lol ROFLMAO ...... that is so funny http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/DRUIDD.gif You can only call someone something so many times before they become that which you did not wish them to be!
Bad things happen to bad people!
Founding Father of TLFB

kind of good

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latinum Wizard of ALSB
Wizard at The Court of Lady Lioness
Protector of All Whats good
www.clix.to/wave http://www.kirith.com./portrait/deta...46-VsnaryL.bmp

*Giggle-snort*

Is she blonde like me? We might get along. Wait a minute! It's Fibi, isn't it?

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Member of ORT
Master Barbsman and weilder of the razor wit!
Official royal toad! Ribbit! Ribbet I say!

The true secret to happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have!

Kind Of!? ROFLMAO!!!


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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/sister.gif BINKY http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/sister.gif The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Don't EVER post anything as funny as that again Saz, I almost fell off my chair and hurt myself because I laughed so much!

Why couldn't he communicate? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


BTW: Waverider, could we please fix that www.kirith.com pop-up... it's driving me mad (yep Saz, I've seen your tread)

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[This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 10-17-2001).]