One of These "Women Are Better Than Men" Jokes

Horatio · 08-30-2002, 03:29 PM

Hey, I better run pretty fast after I tell this, just to avoid the kickings I'll get from the males of this forumn.

7 men and a woman are holding onto a rope dangling from a helicopter above London. Unfortunately, the helicopter could only pull up the rope if it had seven people on it. Life's a bitch, right?
So, then the woman says that she would gladly sacrifice herself so that the 7 guys could be lifted to safety. And the men start to clap their appreciation. [SPLAT] 7 bodies fall.
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lox · 08-30-2002, 04:53 PM

Here's one to balance the scales.

What's the only thing that's worse than a male chauvenist pig?

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A woman who won't do what's she's told.

/me ducks

Kaltia · 08-30-2002, 05:30 PM

Oh god, now the blonde jokes start flying. Neither of those jokes were very funny, okay? Now...leave it at that...or I'll get mean. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img]

Horatio · 08-30-2002, 05:33 PM

Don't get me started on blonde jokes.
*goes into convulsions*
Oh no! Here it comes!
How do blondes' brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant
*clamps hands over mouth when Kaltia takes out the shotgun*
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 08-30-2002, 05:34 PM

Hmmm...I wonder if Nessy is awake....

Lioness · 08-30-2002, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Hmmm...I wonder if Nessy is awake....

I am, but I'm going to be *very* much a redhead again in a few days, so I'm not entitled to argue.

VulcanRider · 08-30-2002, 07:56 PM

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head.)

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)

What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.)

Dagorion · 08-30-2002, 08:07 PM

What do you do if you find your wife in the lounge room?
Shorten the chain! HAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

johnny · 08-30-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
Hey, I better run pretty fast after I tell this, just to avoid the kickings I'll get from the males of this forumn.

7 men and a woman are holding onto a rope dangling from a helicopter above London. Unfortunately, the helicopter could only pull up the rope if it had seven people on it. Life's a bitch, right?
So, then the woman says that she would gladly sacrifice herself so that the 7 guys could be lifted to safety. And the men start to clap their appreciation. [SPLAT] 7 bodies fall.
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Were they from Belgium ?

Bokken · 08-30-2002, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagorion:
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I think that's a Greek joke *LMAO*

08-30-2002, 03:29 PM	#1
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Hey, I better run pretty fast after I tell this, just to avoid the kickings I'll get from the males of this forumn. 7 men and a woman are holding onto a rope dangling from a helicopter above London. Unfortunately, the helicopter could only pull up the rope if it had seven people on it. Life's a bitch, right? So, then the woman says that she would gladly sacrifice herself so that the 7 guys could be lifted to safety. And the men start to clap their appreciation. [SPLAT] 7 bodies fall. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

08-30-2002, 04:53 PM	#2
Lox Manshoon Join Date: July 15, 2002 Location: Los Angeles Age: 49 Posts: 213	Here's one to balance the scales. What's the only thing that's worse than a male chauvenist pig? s c r o l l d o w n A woman who won't do what's she's told. /me ducks __________________ [img]\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/AngAvs/avatar6517_2.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />A Thinking Monkey told me.

08-30-2002, 05:30 PM	#3
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 37 Posts: 5,817	Oh god, now the blonde jokes start flying. Neither of those jokes were very funny, okay? Now...leave it at that...or I'll get mean. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

08-30-2002, 05:33 PM	#4
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Don't get me started on blonde jokes. goes into convulsions Oh no! Here it comes! How do blondes' brain cells die? Alone. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant clamps hands over mouth when Kaltia takes out the shotgun [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

08-30-2002, 05:34 PM	#5
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 37 Posts: 5,817	Hmmm...I wonder if Nessy is awake.... __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

08-30-2002, 07:56 PM	#7
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 60 Posts: 1,971	Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? (You have to hollow out the head.) Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.) What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? (You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.) __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

08-30-2002, 08:07 PM	#8
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 37 Posts: 868	What do you do if you find your wife in the lounge room? Shorten the chain! HAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares, what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

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