Hey, I better run pretty fast after I tell this, just to avoid the kickings I'll get from the males of this forumn.

7 men and a woman are holding onto a rope dangling from a helicopter above London. Unfortunately, the helicopter could only pull up the rope if it had seven people on it. Life's a bitch, right?
So, then the woman says that she would gladly sacrifice herself so that the 7 guys could be lifted to safety. And the men start to clap their appreciation. [SPLAT] 7 bodies fall.
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Here's one to balance the scales.

What's the only thing that's worse than a male chauvenist pig?

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A woman who won't do what's she's told.

/me ducks

Oh god, now the blonde jokes start flying. Neither of those jokes were very funny, okay? Now...leave it at that...or I'll get mean. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img]

Don't get me started on blonde jokes.
*goes into convulsions*
Oh no! Here it comes!
How do blondes' brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant
*clamps hands over mouth when Kaltia takes out the shotgun*
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Hmmm...I wonder if Nessy is awake....

I am, but I'm going to be *very* much a redhead again in a few days, so I'm not entitled to argue. ;)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head.)

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)

What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.)

What do you do if you find your wife in the lounge room?
Shorten the chain! HAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Were they from Belgium ? :D

I think that's a Greek joke *LMAO*