05-23-2003, 10:03 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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now i got this from my email (as usual) now this may be originally be a vote or a poll type of joke but when you read it its still funny. just dont mind the "click here to vote " txt
enjoy >Click here to Vote > GOOD * >BAD * WORSE Click here to Vote > > >Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Click here to Vote > Worse: >Your daughter "borrowed" it. > >Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Click here to Vote > Worse: >You're in it. > >Bad: Your children are sexually active. Click here to Vote > Worse: >With each other. > >Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Click here to Vote > Worse: >He looks better than you. > >Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. > Worse: As a >sacrifice. > >Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Click here to Vote > Worse: >She's a lawyer. > >Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Click here to >Vote > >Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Click here to Vote > Worse: >To enter a convent. > >Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. > >Good: Hot outdoor sex. Click here to Vote > Bad: >You're arrested. Click here to Vote > Worse: >By your husband. > >Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. > >Good: The secretary said "yes." Click here to Vote > Bad: >Your wife says "no." > >Good: The teacher likes your son. Click here to Vote > Bad: >Sexually. Worse: He's gay. > >Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. > >Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. > >Good: You get a three-day weekend. Click here to Vote > Bad: >You get the flu on Friday. > >Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Click here to Vote > Bad: >It's performance art. > >Good: You go to see a strip show. Click here to Vote > Bad: >Your daughter's the headliner. > >Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Click here to Vote > Bad: So >he'll fit in your clothes. > >Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Click here to Vote > Bad: >For real. > >Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Click here to Vote > Bad: >Your son, that is. > >Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. > Bad: >She's eleven. > >Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Click here to Vote > Bad: >He weighs 350 pounds. > >Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Click here to Vote > Bad: >Making a sex ed video. > >Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Click here to Vote > Bad: >It's counterfeit. > >Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Click here to Vote > Bad: >Your daughter's the star. > >Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Click here to Vote > Bad: >You live downtown. > >Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Click here to Vote > Bad: >She's coming home. > >Click here to Vote > Good: >Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. Click >here to Vote
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05-23-2003, 10:38 AM | #2 |
Symbol of Moradin
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05-23-2003, 03:57 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. Horrible: With the State Prosecutor's Office. Guess I better be a good boy. |
05-23-2003, 03:58 PM | #4 |
Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: February 19, 2002
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Another one perhaps:
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She is marrying your father. (ouch!!)
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05-23-2003, 04:03 PM | #5 |
Drow Warrior
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TL,
Worse yet... She is sleeping with your attorney!
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05-23-2003, 04:06 PM | #6 |
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She *is* my attorney. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]
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05-23-2003, 04:14 PM | #7 |
Drow Warrior
Join Date: February 25, 2003
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Your wife is your CPA/Business Manager!
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05-23-2003, 04:22 PM | #8 |
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Well, yes. She's many things, in fact. My wife Rain is certainly the multi-talented individual. What's worse, she's plopped on a chair at home right now watching Oprah or Dr. Phil because her job (she was recently promoted into 1st municipal misdemeanors), while hectic from 8:30 to 2 p.m., ends at 2 p.m. Damn her. She's called to tease me for 3 days straight!
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05-23-2003, 04:38 PM | #9 |
Drow Warrior
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Well...I guess I could have appeared to be some kind of monst...er...multi-talented person to my "starter" husband when he decided to dissolve our partnership last year - not that I am referring to Rain as a negative being.
But as a business partner/wife of 25 years, I knew where all the proverbial skeletons were/are buried.
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