By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him

[SomeGuy]

YES SAVE THE KOBOLD! Screw saving the whales! *finds a kobold and gives him a hug*

[khazadman]

Nothing tastes better than Carolina pit cooked kobold with a side of cole slaw and hush puppies.

[Morgeruat]

LOL, dave (the guy playing the halfling) would have killed me for forgetting he was a halfling, or mixing him up with a kobold

[Lord Brass]

I would like to point out that the beloved and loyal members of KAK (we know who the splitters are) have not voiced concern over this latest spate of humanoid bashing, because the Sackville Loon, as Baggins has become known, has provided little in the way of experiential credibility to support his larcenous claims of egality, fraternity, koboldity. Again, there is little to suggest that this fringe element of modern Faerûn counter-culture is more then a fad to lighten the load of your typical despot or satrap.

Apropos to this, you BYOB lot are mad, and they all know it.

[ 11-27-2002, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Lord Brass ]

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Lord Brass: I would like to point out that the beloved and loyal members of KAK (we know who the splitters are) have not voiced concern over this latest spate of humanoid bashing, because the Sackville Loon, as Baggins has become known, has provided little in the way of experiential credibility to support his larcenous claims of egality, fraternity, koboldity. Again, there is little to suggest that this fringe element of modern Faerûn counter-culture is more then a fad to lighten the load of your typical despot or satrap. Apropos to this, you BYOB lot are mad, and they all know it.

I just say kill the kobolds. I'm surprised that any gnomes would stand with them because of extreme prejudice against gnomes. Kobolds and their gods always side with evil. Oh yeah how do I join KAK?

[Grungi]

sackville loon bah brass now hes gonna think i came up with that one and set his kobolds on me, has a nice ring to it though [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Lord Brass]

Never fear brother Grungi. KAK takes care of it's own. You can always hide out over at the Morrowind Forum. I'll come and get you once the filthy, larcenous menace of the kobold hit squad has died down. Though I suspect you'll want to face them personally and fight off a horde of the wretched blighters all on your lonesome. Good lad!

Baggins IS the Sackville Loon. Only our loyal KAK member Grungi had the courage to say what needed to be said. The purity and resilience of the KAK shines through every time. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sorry Myrrdin L'argenton, you can enquire at the following address for literature:

For nearest branch details send a reliable messanger (no Halflings) to:

No. 3 Lower Fork Street,
Baldur's Gate,
Sword Coast,
Faerûn.

Mark FAO Rastid Koboldbiter

[ 11-28-2002, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: Lord Brass ]

[Grungi]

well im a member of "Believes all kObolds R Irritating insignificaNt Gimps" which comes to Boring [img]smile.gif[/img] kobolds are a waste of time and effort, get no gold no exp and too easy to kill, bah horrible little things and forever fleeing, though i prefer kobolds to xvarts now, least they dont get stuck on cows [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Dragis]

i am shocked and bewilder i can't belive my eye's the integration of kobolds indeed ,,how can any speak of such a thing when there is stil descrimation against the races that are benofocoal to Faerun society i a half-elf raised in the hollowed halls of Candle Keep listening to many talls of honor and sacrifice long dreamed of being a Paladin with sword and shield at the ready fighting evil wherever i might find it ..yet when i became of age and decided to fulfill my life long dream i was told HUMANS only ..i was crushed if not for the beautiful Jaharia (to bad she's married) i would have been lost i now have a happy and content life as a Druid but that rebuke of Humans only still stings to this day (snifle sniffle)

but i say this how can you support the kobold who as never done anything benifial for Faerun society(desipe the claims of one that said he became a paladin for i have my doupts as to the validity of that claim) when races that have helped and been an asset to society are stil descrimated against

[Keraptisdm]

Oh the shame of it all, seeing my esteemed colleauges bashing poor Mr. Baggins while he is away on his Thanksgivng holiday. No doubt giving thanks for our noble and worthy cause, a society where all are treated with equality. And my dear Mr. Myrrdin L'argenton, to become a member of the K.A.K., one must first be bludgeoned across the skull, whereas your intelligence is lowered to the level of a rat. Only then, with a low intelligence, will they admit you into their rather closed and brutal society.

And once again, reading this thread makes me burst out laughing. Did my eyes deceive me, or has Lord Brass been frolicking around on another forum?