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Old 02-02-2002, 06:12 PM   #61
Talthyr Malkaviel
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Location: Land of the Britons
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Yes, yes, alright, here have a pack of them, now begone, lest I bludgeon you to the point of mild bruising with a hefty marshmallow!!!
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Old 02-02-2002, 06:26 PM   #62
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The troll picks up the marshmellows and sits out side eating them.
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Old 02-02-2002, 06:37 PM   #63
Talthyr Malkaviel
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Well, if all it wanted was some marshmallows he could've said it in the first place, damn trolls, can't communicate with them at all.
Now, where was I with those marshmallows?
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Old 02-03-2002, 02:09 AM   #64
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*shoves Scholarcs clone inside door*

*clone falls down trap into sticky marshmellow*

*Scholarcs walks carefully around trap*

*Walks to reception...and looks for a virtual joining ORT form...*
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Old 02-03-2002, 02:36 AM   #65
Aelia Jusa
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Join Date: August 23, 2001
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by Scholarcs:
*shoves Scholarcs clone inside door*

*clone falls down trap into sticky marshmellow*

*Scholarcs walks carefully around trap*

*Walks to reception...and looks for a virtual joining ORT form...*



*Aelia sends Pink down with the required application form*

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............


Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this
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Old 02-03-2002, 03:20 AM   #66
Scholarcs
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"Thank you Pink"...*gives Pink a marshmellow*

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:Scholarcs
Age:nearly 16
Sex:Male
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):no...heheh j/j
Spanking preference (as above):no...
Number of tentacles: none that I know of...
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
3 (somewhat)
Swimming ability:Very good
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Old 02-03-2002, 03:33 AM   #67
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Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
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I've gotto work all sunday and study on the evening, so this is my only spare-time and no one posts!!
I'm so bored I decided to applicate for the O.R.T..
so Here goes:

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:Regin
Age:20 (almost)
Sex:Sometimes
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):Clothes are for sissys
Spanking preference (as above):I'm always willing to try new things
Number of tentacles:3
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):

4 (quite a lot)

Swimming ability:Very good


Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this
Looking forward to it already [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, and if I'm allowed in, I can give you my old marshmallow that hs been passed on in my family for generations!

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ]

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Old 02-03-2002, 05:01 AM   #68
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Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
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*Takes The Two Application Forms And Gives Them To The Receptionist*
"Hang On There Is No Receptionist!!!"
*Carefully Ponders About Eating A Bag Of Talthyr's Magic Marshmelows*
"AHA!"
*Runs Outside And Grabs The Troll (Who Is Half Way Through Mid-Bite Of A Marshmellow) And Takes Him To His Office*
"Now Then Mr. Troll..."
*After A LONG Interview (Because Binky Couldn't Understand What The Hell The Troll Was Saying), A Splash Of Lipstick, A Blonde Wig, Some Eye Shadow And A Lovely Satin Dress....*
"Ta-DA!!! Well, We Have A New Receptionist!!"
*The Troll Gave A Grunt... Maybe Of Happyness, Then Said; "Marshmellows!!"*
"Riiight, You Go Down To Reception And I'll Speak To Talthyr About That, We'll Pay You On Marshmellows, OK? Good, Off You Go Then!"
*Walks off In The Direction Of Talthyr's Lab*
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Old 02-03-2002, 08:13 AM   #69
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3 Tentacles? Sir Regin, so glad to meet another one fellow with similar tastes

However, do be assured that tentacles here are only for the embracing or cuddling of other living entities. However, you can do what you like with non-living objects
 
Old 02-03-2002, 09:20 AM   #70
Galadria
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Location: Texas
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(Looks at poor, ReGin, nobody posting to him, goes up and gives him a BIG HUG, knowing his liking for blondes.

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: Galadria ]

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