Men are better than Women

[Lioness]

Originally posted by TheThing: mmm, lets see men had went to war for women men had killed for women men had died for women men had built castles for women men had destroyed nations for women man is a fast, strong and intelligent sword, and a woman wields him well ^^

And if there weren't men, think how much more peaceful the world would be.... Besides, they were stupid to do that for a woman, they should have stood up for themselves.

[img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] oh, Avyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

[The Jabberwocky]

Originally posted by Aviendha: Jabberwocky, that really was stupid!!! ***Are you sure your not a man???***

[mistral4543]

Just 8 words I've got to say:

"I will believe it when I see it."

[Lioness]

Originally posted by mistral4543: Just 8 words I've got to say: "I will believe it when I see it."

One word:

Agreed. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Aviendha: Multitasking????? Men????? Have you ever tried to ask a question to a man who is watching football? It is like talking to a toilet, it just sits there with it's mouth open! I could continue with the toilet concept (smelly, full of...), but I won't.

never, ever ask a man questions when he is watching football, big, big mistake. lol

[Tiamat]

Of course, we demons rule all . We got the strength of a mortal man (though Im a weak puppy cause i am a souldrainer/brother fiend ( got a bro named Maverak)) and the cunning of thy woman. DARKNESS FOREVA! j/k!

[Larry_OHF]

Women smell better,
even if they are not wearing any perfume.

Thus...women are better.

After being married for four years, my wife has somehow never passed gas where I could either smell nor hear it. I have given up on being sneaky, as I just can't do it.

Thus...women are better.

Hearing a woman sing a beautiful melody can put me to sleep, make the day brighter, give me visions of a perfect world, and make me all teary eyed. When a guy sings, I really don't care.

Thus...women are better.

When a woman smiles at me, it melts my heart.
When a guy smiles at me, I get scared.

Thus...women are better.

Anymore proof needed?

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: Women smell better, even if they are not wearing any perfume. Thus...women are better. After being married for four years, my wife has somehow never passed gas where I could either smell nor hear it. I have given up on being sneaky, as I just can't do it. Thus...women are better. Hearing a woman sing a beautiful melody can put me to sleep, make the day brighter, give me visions of a perfect world, and make me all teary eyed. When a guy sings, I really don't care. Thus...women are better. When a woman smiles at me, it melts my heart. When a guy smiles at me, I get scared. Thus...women are better. Anymore proof needed?

Larry, you are now going to be swooned on by every woman in this forum. All I have to say is this: Finally, a man with sense. [img]smile.gif[/img] Knew there wqas a reason you were a moderator.

Larry, if you heard me sing, you may not fall asleep, you may want to lose consciousness in a real hurry though!

[Epona]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: Women smell better, even if they are not wearing any perfume. Thus...women are better. After being married for four years, my wife has somehow never passed gas where I could either smell nor hear it. I have given up on being sneaky, as I just can't do it. Thus...women are better. Hearing a woman sing a beautiful melody can put me to sleep, make the day brighter, give me visions of a perfect world, and make me all teary eyed. When a guy sings, I really don't care. Thus...women are better. When a woman smiles at me, it melts my heart. When a guy smiles at me, I get scared. Thus...women are better. Anymore proof needed?

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