Bugmann's Bar (always open)

[Sigmar]

Originally posted by FelixJaeger: quote: Originally posted by Sigmar: quote: Originally posted by /)eathKiller: "Greetings freind" The gensai said to the newcommer "I don't know about the ale but i'll tell you hahaha," he laughed while he spoke, "The prices on air they have here are out of this world! hahah!" He then swigged himself another bottle... "HOO! You must've been storing that one in the back for centuries!"

You've had enough you drunkard...it's my turn!

*snatches bottle from his grasp and swallows the ale*[/QUOTE]ooc/ale? its fermented air ![/QUOTE]I wondered why it was so weak....

[RevRuby]

erilyn looks to be rethinking her decision. "on second thought, give him more of what he ordered. the sooner he passes out the sooner we can throw him in a room and out of breathing air!"

[FelixJaeger]

*winks at Feli-Elf*
"heads up stinky"
as the drunken dwarf turns he is caught on the side of the head by a large oaken tankard, he crashes to the floor,
"Is that better? hey matey catch, ive been saving this till another clan member came in aso here you go...it's bugmann's xxxxxx!"
Josef

[Sigmar]

Originally posted by FelixJaeger: *winks at Feli-Elf* "heads up stinky" as the drunken dwarf turns he is caught on the side of the head by a large oaken tankard, he crashes to the floor, "Is that better? hey matey catch, ive been saving this till another clan member came in aso here you go...it's bugmann's xxxxxx!" Josef

Ahh... the extra x gives it extra flavour [img]smile.gif[/img]

This remeinds me of the time...gather around all you beardlings Sigmar's gonna talk

[FelixJaeger]

Ahh sigmar, why do you not tell them of the greatness of dwarven inventions?
of the organ gun and of the flame cannon?
where are all our warbling minstrels, and valiant heroes?#
Josef

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Calaethis smiles, and passes the 'she-elf' the entire bottle of elven wine, and pours her a cup, waiting for her to take it... looking around at the drunken and bragging dwarves, he suddenly feels sick. "Why do you all brag about you're prowess in battle? Next time you might not be so lucky..." Calaethis winces, and lifts up his tunic, showing a scar to the 'she-elf'; "I was lucky to escape alive... I don't recorment hunting down rouge dragons... I did, and almost paid for it with my life.. well it had to be done... dragons cannot be allowed to slay innocents..." Calaethis breaks off embarresed, letting his tunic fall back down...

[RevRuby]

erilyn smiles at calaethis, "dwarves are formidable as well," she says while showing him her knees. the scars are horrible. it looks as though each leg has been cut off at the knee at one point. "a few of the stunties have been able to find that weakness in me. but i come out alive because my companions need me. our dear dwarven cleric will join melee on occaision, but other than that i'm the only one willing to charge swords first. i think i enjoy the bragging tho, occaisionally you can find weakness in your enemies either by their stories or stories told about them." she raises one eyebrow, and excepts the wine.

[Dagorion]

Dagorion walks down the stairs and into the room, belches, farts and starts to scratch his groin next to Calaethis' ear.

[FelixJaeger]

"Now Dagorian, i know ye are but a beardling but i bet ye have a greater tale to tell than *that* 'elves' tail, sorry i mean tale."
"come on theres free beer in it for you!...oh and Cal if your...when you feel offended enough by Dagorian you may challenge him in the pit out back, but rememver you get none of your elven chain or longswords, tis but simple bare knuckled fighting, that could liven this place up,tell me when its on so i can get the bets in"
Josef

[Dagorion]

As Dagorion walks to the bar he lets out a loud and potent fart strong enough to kill a dragon. Taking the ale he turns to Felix "A pit fight eh? Nothing better to wake yea up then a good 'ol fist fight!"