Lord Shield's Bar (Thread 10) - Page 6

Hiram Sedai · 10-23-2001, 03:49 PM

Hiram wanders over the man who has a sign on his back that says in dwarven "kick me" and starts frantically kicking him.

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10-23-2001, 03:54 PM

What's this? I'm getting an awful lot of kicks in the back.... and for what? I haven't done anything wrong....

Melusine · 10-23-2001, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
Hiram wanders over the man who has a sign on his back that says in dwarven "kick me" and starts frantically kicking him.

Argh... *puts on a stern face and chides the belligerent dwarf* There, there, stop kicking the poor guy - I'll have none of your brawling in here when Lord Shield's not around, you hear me? Now, be a nice sweetie dwarf and go back to your seat, and I will pour you a double dose of that excellent ale you were drinking. Theeere's a *good* Dwarf!

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
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Melusine · 10-23-2001, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex:
What's this? I'm getting an awful lot of kicks in the back.... and for what? I haven't done anything wrong....

I'm terribly sorry, my dear Alex - could it be that this sign on your back has anything to do with it? *hands him the kick me-sign with an innocent smile* Now, go back to your spellbook studying, and I will see to it that you are not disturbed. *gives him a sweet smile and then calls Tiddles to sit next to the mages chair to ensure he isn't bothered*

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

10-23-2001, 04:07 PM

Aww thanks Mel, you're an angel of an elflet

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

DragonMage · 10-23-2001, 04:11 PM

~Realizing, perhaps, that her joke went too far, DM sends over a nice carafe of wine to Alex with a note attached:~

Please accept this with my apologies. I only meant the sign as a joke. Can you forgive me? I promise to be good from now on. I would bring it over myself, but Tiddles might hurt me. Sincerely, Breanna.

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

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10-23-2001, 04:14 PM

The bartender looks suitably impressed. "I moved the bar here yesterday and it has 3 pages and my sweet Melusine here too :O - reminds me of the old days of the bar"

BTW, in case you haven't guessed, anybody that tries to bypass Tiddles to boot the poor mage will get horribly mauled. Nobody can die in this bar (I always dread saying that because of the new patrons who keep stabbing themselves to test it), but being mauled still hurts

I have Forever Beer here too (own brand). It tastes like Evermeet Ale but is a fraction of the cost

Lord Thought (aka Fortuna Freeman) is also here, but I do not permit his tentacles within the bar

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10-23-2001, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonMage:
~Realizing, perhaps, that her joke went too far, DM sends over a nice carafe of wine to Alex with a note attached:~

Please accept this with my apologies. I only meant the sign as a joke. Can you forgive me? I promise to be good from now on. I would bring it over myself, but Tiddles might hurt me. Sincerely, Breanna.

*Pours himself a glass of wine and settles back into his chair, daydreaming of frilly underwear and sorcerous temptresses. Suddenly, struck with an idea, the young mage leans forward and scribbles a note onto a piece of paper which he attaches to Tiddles' collar. The note reads "My dearest Breanna, thank you kindly for your gift. I really don't mind if you decide to come and sit with me. I'll see to Tiddles, so you needn't worry about that feline. Your biggest admirer this side of Waterdeep, SA" *gives Tiddles a push and says 'take this to DM'*

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

Talthyr Malkaviel · 10-23-2001, 04:28 PM

Sits back down hurriedly at the disappointing numbers of people wanting an adventure (currently zero)
oh well, spose everyone needs a break from it now and then.

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!

'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

Neb · 10-23-2001, 04:31 PM

Kivan sneaks along the battlements of Encard and Plague's sandfortress, he saw Encard and Plague standing on the battlements, pelting passersby with water balloons.

Kivan snuck up on them and shoved them off the battlements, but he grabbed a hold of their underwear as they went over, he then tied their underwear to the battlements, for and Ultrawedgie.

Leaving Encard and Plague dangling, Kivan returned to the Bar.

10-23-2001, 03:49 PM	#51
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 918	Hiram wanders over the man who has a sign on his back that says in dwarven "kick me" and starts frantically kicking him. ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey Token lackwit of HADB Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue Long lost brother of DragonMage Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

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10-23-2001, 03:54 PM	#52
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	What's this? I'm getting an awful lot of kicks in the back.... and for what? I haven't done anything wrong....

10-23-2001, 04:07 PM	#55
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Aww thanks Mel, you're an angel of an elflet ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

10-23-2001, 04:11 PM	#56
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 2,767	~Realizing, perhaps, that her joke went too far, DM sends over a nice carafe of wine to Alex with a note attached:~ Please accept this with my apologies. I only meant the sign as a joke. Can you forgive me? I promise to be good from now on. I would bring it over myself, but Tiddles might hurt me. Sincerely, Breanna. ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).] [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).]

10-23-2001, 04:14 PM	#57
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	The bartender looks suitably impressed. "I moved the bar here yesterday and it has 3 pages and my sweet Melusine here too :O - reminds me of the old days of the bar" BTW, in case you haven't guessed, anybody that tries to bypass Tiddles to boot the poor mage will get horribly mauled. Nobody can die in this bar (I always dread saying that because of the new patrons who keep stabbing themselves to test it), but being mauled still hurts I have Forever Beer here too (own brand). It tastes like Evermeet Ale but is a fraction of the cost Lord Thought (aka Fortuna Freeman) is also here, but I do not permit his tentacles within the bar ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-23-2001, 04:28 PM	#59
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Sits back down hurriedly at the disappointing numbers of people wanting an adventure (currently zero) oh well, spose everyone needs a break from it now and then. ------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!! 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

10-23-2001, 04:31 PM	#60
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Kivan sneaks along the battlements of Encard and Plague's sandfortress, he saw Encard and Plague standing on the battlements, pelting passersby with water balloons. Kivan snuck up on them and shoved them off the battlements, but he grabbed a hold of their underwear as they went over, he then tied their underwear to the battlements, for and Ultrawedgie. Leaving Encard and Plague dangling, Kivan returned to the Bar.

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