1. No flaming of other people. Friendly ribbing is ok, but don't get personal and don't take things personally.
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2. No spamming. Single word or single sentence posts are out. This is not intended to be a chat thread, you are all welcome to go to the General Discussion Forum if you want to chat. Posting about non-BG2 issues does not belong here. This includes posting about fluffies, pillow fights that go for 300 posts, or anything else that I can't find a remote BG2 connection on.
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3. No profanity. It amazes me that people can behave so differently here as in RL. Unfortunately some people have been pushing the boundaries of this so I am asking you to restrain from it altogether.
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Lord Shield and Melusine are the proprietors of this bar, please respect their requests. Please let me know if these guidelines are not being adhered to.
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Staff Roster:
Lord Shield - proprietor
Melusine - Head of Staff and Wedgie coordinator
Azurewolf - bouncer. Check your weapons with him on entry
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Sil, Gamora and Jaheira - Waitresses
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Cheesy - Earth Elemental does the cleaning
Tiddles - Son of the Tarrasque. Cute puppy most of the time
The Nishruu - tends bar when I'm not there
Troll cook from Windspear Hills does the cooking
Lord Thought, another old one, lover of Melusine
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To prevent earlier problems, NO GODS OR SUPER-BEINGS ALLOWED - I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. Any problems and I start a character registering forum
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And, before I forget - (Lord Thought hugs Melusine and gives her a big kiss)

The story so far:

Not one at the moment. We're all at the beach making sand elementals, er, I mean castles. We're also burying Tiax up to his neck in the sand. However, we're burying him upside down


Link to the old thread here

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[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 10-22-2001).]

Yay!! movement to GD, I've been waiting for this.
*buries Tiax even deeper*

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and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!

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'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

A few hours after the construction work had begun, two massive sand fortresses faced each other, reinforced by magics and good building skills, Encard and Plague looking over the battlements of their fortress while Kharanax and Kivan looked over theirs.

A huge warrior walks in the bar with an axe and sword in his axe and sword holders. He asks the bartender for 12 drinks. His name was Freighteor, but creatures called him Fright. He was all slashed up.

Fright- Gimme 20 drinks, strongest ya got.

Bar guy- something wrong wit you?

Fright- Ya, i lost my first fight an hour ago. And by a puny thief.

Bar guy- Hmm, tough. Here ya go.

Fright- His name was Destito. I was walking through an alley, trying to find the quickest way home, and he jumped off the side of a building and he whispered 'gimme everything but the clothes off yer back'. I screamed my war cry and backed of, and threw Firebreather, the axe that acts like a boomerand. He dodged it. Then he slahed me with his dagger all over.

Bar guy- Tough, heres 2 more on me.

Then the bar door opens and a guy walks in

Fright- BAH, get rid of him. Thats Destino.

Bar guy- Sorry, we dont throw out anyone who hasnt broken any rules WITHIN these bar perimeters.

Destino- HAHA, its the weakling Fright.

To be continued later... (when I have a fresh idea)

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Coffee anyone?Yes of course.

Azurewolfs astounded at the amount of weapons Conan has on him ..he calls for http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/1zhelp.gif from Lord Shield. LS thinks to himself does Conan force peace or is he a one man force?
Hi guys, Ive never been here before. Can your troll regenerate up a steak and brew for me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Those are some mighty big fortresses going up out there whats going on?

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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/portal3.jpg *\Conan/* of the PeaceKeeping Force

So LS, hows business at the bar of late (before the beach) are new stories being started, I hope so as that means I could sneak in with a group, I like the bar an all, but staying in there too long makes me hunger for adventure.

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!

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'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

I think you put this in the wrong forum.

(just noticed) isnt this supposed to be in the BG2 forum section RATHER than the General discussion forum?

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Coffee anyone?Yes of course.

OOC- Looooong story Tom.... -_- if you really want to know, just click the link to the old forum in BG2, in LS's first post. ^_^ btw, anyone got any coffee? im planning on an all nighter... dumb work.... -_-
IC- Skye walks between the mighty sand-fortresses, and peers up. She is immediately bombarded by water balloons, and she runs away shrieking. "COld water, no fair!" She runs over and whines to Lyulfe, who ties her to a palm tree, and turns over to tan his other side. Skye struggles to free the towel shoved in her mouth. "Heo iee! wease?" (translation: help me! please?)
OOC- Um, sorry bout the randomness... sorta late over here, and I don't have any coffee with me... ;-( *sob* I'll re-introduce my two characters to the people on GD, if needed. I don't have the energy at the moment though. ^_^;;

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Entertainer/idiot and Elven bard at the Bar.My Website!

Now that we've moved, when do we get started again? (sorry, just excited!)http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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"I've had it up to here, listening to a small segment of people try to put down America! America's the greatest land on Earth, and we oughta be proud of what we have! I'm proud of America, I'm proud of our people, and I'm gonna prove it. We're American and DAMN proud of it! Frankly I'm getting a little ticked off...go ta ****"... Dink (if anyone knows who originally said this, please let me know!)

"Poor Tiax" Link mumbles, and he places a sand castle upon Tiax' head.
*evil grin*
So, is this what we will do from now on, LS? Or have you got something else planned? No big demon-hitting plan? No treasure-finding? We could, of course, invade Ust Natha, but I'm not sure that's a good idea.

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!


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