By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him - Page 6

I wish my name was Baggins · 10-16-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SnarktheStrange:
The fellow members of PITK wish to vote in favor of Kobold cultivation.

PITK = People for the Invitation of Tasty Kobolds.

Here is where the strength of BYOB will prevail...because of weak leadership in K.A.K. it is splintering into factions while the strongly led B.Y.O.B. continues to attract a new and youthful base of membership.

ryaldin · 10-16-2002, 09:10 PM

Weak? Splitting into factions?!?!?! HA! I laugh at your silly notions of division among the ranks. I snort in derision at your whimsical attempts at bad publicity. I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! We are as strong as ever, confidently eradicating this infernal infestation of infamous idiotic i... i... Kobolds, from the sword coast. Never has there been a better time to join the fight against those who would send our lands into chaos and despair. Unite new members, unite old school rpg'ers, come together to stand against this menace, that has been spearheaded by the evil cleric of cyric Bagg-.... i mean... MULAHEY. As for PITK, it is just one of our various parliamentary committee's, established to generate more ideas for the prevention of this scourge's infestation of the civil lands.

Lord Brass · 10-17-2002, 05:52 AM

Right on brother! If the good members of KAK do not seem so vocal in their dissent, it is merely because we do not have to blandish our political stance around the heads of the proletariat like some BYOB-driven bludgeon for the masses. Take note good citizens of the Sword Coast, BYOB stands for choice - their choice, against all others. Including yours. Do not feel cowed under their diabolic tactics, and do not be fooled by their supposed bonhomie towards the kobold. It is merely a ploy, designed to integrate the humanoid menace into mainstream society where it can do the most damage.

Lock up your wives, your children, your Larry, Darryl and Darryl autographs. BYOB is coming and it wants to take your lifestyle and then your life.

I wish my name was Baggins · 10-17-2002, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Brass:
It is merely a ploy, designed to integrate the humanoid menace into mainstream society where it can do the most damage.

Lock up your wives, your children, your Larry, Darryl and Darryl autographs. BYOB is coming and it wants to take your lifestyle and then your life.

Lord Brass and dear Ryaldin, do you not see that our goal is not to threaten society and "Take your Lifestyle then your life"? If I were to change but one word of the slanderous statement made by Lord Brass it would be to exchange "take" for "improve". Then we would all see the wisdom of BYOB because we are coming and we want to improve your lifestyle and then your life with helpful, albeit squishy, Kobolds.

SnarktheStrange · 10-19-2002, 02:45 PM

Have you considered how handy Kobolds must be as catapult ammunition ... although diseased gibberlings might be better. I should get out my copy of Betrayal at Krondor and try out the idea.

I wish my name was Baggins · 11-25-2002, 03:30 AM

I just thought that it would be fair to all of these new folks to be able to read this....if they dared....so they could understand not only alot of the acronyms that you see on the board but also a true sense of who is good and evil..LOL

Grungi · 11-25-2002, 07:40 AM

baggins is evil and has a secret plan for world domination with an army of kobolds to all you board newbies out there, so dont listen to him, hes just trying to recruit you [img]tongue.gif[/img] never trust a hobbit, shifty fellows they are i bet hes a sackville baggins

I wish my name was Baggins · 11-25-2002, 08:27 AM

OH would I but have a voice I would cry SLANDER out to the heavens...as it is the best that I can do is to type it...SLANDER SLANDER SLANDER

Grungi · 11-25-2002, 11:33 AM

no no no slander is only when its not true! [img]smile.gif[/img] cant be slander [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wish my name was Baggins · 11-25-2002, 01:52 PM

A Sackville Baggins indeed...I have rarely been so insulted in all of my days...you better watch who you are insulting like that or I might end up giving you a swift kick in YOUR Sackville Baggins...lol

10-16-2002, 09:10 PM	#52
ryaldin Elminster Join Date: April 23, 2002 Location: Helena, MT Age: 42 Posts: 458	Weak? Splitting into factions?!?!?! HA! I laugh at your silly notions of division among the ranks. I snort in derision at your whimsical attempts at bad publicity. I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! We are as strong as ever, confidently eradicating this infernal infestation of infamous idiotic i... i... Kobolds, from the sword coast. Never has there been a better time to join the fight against those who would send our lands into chaos and despair. Unite new members, unite old school rpg'ers, come together to stand against this menace, that has been spearheaded by the evil cleric of cyric Bagg-.... i mean... MULAHEY. As for PITK, it is just one of our various parliamentary committee's, established to generate more ideas for the prevention of this scourge's infestation of the civil lands. __________________ [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/10817323/260901\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"My style? You could call it the art of fighting without really fighting.\"<br /><br />\"Something vexes thee?\"

10-17-2002, 05:52 AM	#53
Lord Brass Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 17, 2001 Location: Good ol\' Blighty Age: 53 Posts: 913	Right on brother! If the good members of KAK do not seem so vocal in their dissent, it is merely because we do not have to blandish our political stance around the heads of the proletariat like some BYOB-driven bludgeon for the masses. Take note good citizens of the Sword Coast, BYOB stands for choice - their choice, against all others. Including yours. Do not feel cowed under their diabolic tactics, and do not be fooled by their supposed bonhomie towards the kobold. It is merely a ploy, designed to integrate the humanoid menace into mainstream society where it can do the most damage. Lock up your wives, your children, your Larry, Darryl and Darryl autographs. BYOB is coming and it wants to take your lifestyle and then your life. __________________ <b>I\'ve submitted to the Choc!</b>

10-19-2002, 02:45 PM	#55
SnarktheStrange The Magister Join Date: July 5, 2002 Location: Rochester, MN Age: 81 Posts: 124	Have you considered how handy Kobolds must be as catapult ammunition ... although diseased gibberlings might be better. I should get out my copy of Betrayal at Krondor and try out the idea. __________________ Snark the Strange

11-25-2002, 03:30 AM	#56
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 53 Posts: 463	I just thought that it would be fair to all of these new folks to be able to read this....if they dared....so they could understand not only alot of the acronyms that you see on the board but also a true sense of who is good and evil..LOL __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

11-25-2002, 08:27 AM	#58
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 53 Posts: 463	OH would I but have a voice I would cry SLANDER out to the heavens...as it is the best that I can do is to type it...SLANDER SLANDER SLANDER __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

11-25-2002, 07:40 AM	#57
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	baggins is evil and has a secret plan for world domination with an army of kobolds to all you board newbies out there, so dont listen to him, hes just trying to recruit you [img]tongue.gif[/img] never trust a hobbit, shifty fellows they are i bet hes a sackville baggins

11-25-2002, 11:33 AM	#59
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	no no no slander is only when its not true! [img]smile.gif[/img] cant be slander [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-25-2002, 01:52 PM	#60
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 53 Posts: 463	A Sackville Baggins indeed...I have rarely been so insulted in all of my days...you better watch who you are insulting like that or I might end up giving you a swift kick in YOUR Sackville Baggins...lol __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

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