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Oh, a couple others I forgot:
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. |
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I think snopes pointed out that this one is false.
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