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10-18-2007, 11:38 AM
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Takhisis Follower
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Re: Chuck Norris
^^that one's crap.
S'like half of them are completley crap and the other half are hilarious. Strange.
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10-18-2007, 03:58 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
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10-21-2007, 03:19 PM
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Lord Soth
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Re: Chuck Norris
"Borrowed" from Random Facts About Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can satisfy a woman just by looking at her. If he smiles, she can't walk right for a week. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it. 
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10-21-2007, 06:00 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
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10-22-2007, 12:05 AM
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Drow Warrior
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only professional football team to ever go undefeated and untied in a season.
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10-22-2007, 12:27 AM
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10-22-2007, 06:54 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
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Re: Chuck Norris
My fav's..
When Chuck Norris was denied an egg McMuffin at Mcdonalds at 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris gave the Mona Lisa her smile. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice...
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10-23-2007, 08:18 AM
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Mephistopheles
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has appointed Mike Huckabee the next President of the U.S.
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10-27-2007, 09:01 PM
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Lord Ao
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
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10-27-2007, 11:11 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Honolulu, Hawai'i
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem -- It wouldn't take shit from anybody. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. And, my favorite: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. |
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