POLL: Things NPCs wouldn't say - Page 4

Cerek the Barbaric · 07-30-2003, 01:47 PM

Jon Irenicus - "Here is your soul. I should never have taken it from you. Can...can you ever forgive me?"

Jaheira - "I've always wanted to live in the city."
Jaheira2 - "I never really loved Khalid. All that whining and spineless mewling really got on my nerves."

Minsc - "I don't really like fighting evil, but it's what I'm paid to do."
Minsc2 - "Alright, I'll go over it one more time. The potential damage you can inflict on an enemy is based on an exponential algorithm. Your physical strength determines how swiftly you can move your weapon. Multiply that by the size and weight of your weapon and you will have an approximation of the impact with which the weapon will strike your opponent. This is offset by the type of armor (if any) your opponent is wearing. And if he has a fire shield up, that changes the entire equation."

Aerie - "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'she's just a puny little elf girl, what can she do to me?' But considering the fact that I'm wearing a Girdle of Hill Giant Strength and I have this axe that could take your head clean off (thanks for the loan, Korgan), you gotta ask yourself another question...'Do I feel lucky?'......Well, do ya.....PUNK?!"

Haer'Dalis - "I'm sorry, Aerie, but I just don't find you attractive."

Jan - "Alright, officer, I confess. I was trying to sell another one of my illegal inventions. These guys didn't have anything to do with it. I'll come along quietly"

Anomen - "Your alignment doesn't concern me. There is some good in everybody."

viconia (still tied to stake) "Leave me, please. This is a just reward for the sins I've committed in the past."

Nalia - "I appreciate you killing all those trolls in the Keep, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm engaged. Now my future husband and I can start a family and live happily ever after."

Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really working for Irenicus."

Korgan - "Hey Keldorn, would it be possible for a dwarf to join the Order of the Radiant Heart?"

Keldorn - "It's time for a little R&R. I'll be upstairs in the Copper Coronet if you guys need me."

Cowled Wizard - "OK, listen, I really don't care if you cast magic in the streets or not, just so long as no innocent civilians are harmed."

PC (to all NPC's) "Listen everybody, I know you all have these personal quests you need done, but this adventuring business just isn't for me. I'm going to talk to Bernard and see if I can get a job here at the Copper Coronet."

[ 07-30-2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

Pyrenk · 07-30-2003, 01:49 PM

I commend you =) I would have done one of the intelligent Minsc posts but I was too lazy...meh.

Xen · 07-30-2003, 01:53 PM

I don`t want ot be rude but

[qb]quote]Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really working for Irenicus[/qb][/quote]

I think this deserves some spoiler tags. Maybe someone is playing the game for the first time and you will spoil him.

Pyrenk · 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM

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Xen, it's alright. This is for things that they would never say; having that suggests that Yoshimo is not working for Irenicus, so nobody would be spoiled =)

[ 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Cerek the Barbaric · 07-30-2003, 02:24 PM

Ack....you're right, Xen. I didn't think about that. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Xen · 07-30-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric:
Ack....you're right, Xen. I didn't think about that. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

No problem Cerek! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Xen · 07-30-2003, 04:48 PM

My turn:

Seamon Havarian:"I will never betray you again!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 07-30-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
My turn:

Seamon Havarian:"I will never betray you again!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

I don't mean to be an arse, but he actually does say that, or atleast something like that. He doesn't mean it, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

My turn on Saemon:
"Hey, dude, these are my friends, and I will not let you harm them!
Ooh, I don't care if you're some gazillion years old Demi-Lich, or how many people you've slaughtered, you stikin', bloody twit! The bottom line is that these are my friends, and I'll fight you alone for their cause!"

[ 07-30-2003, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Xen · 07-30-2003, 05:37 PM

LMAO! This is a good one Sir Exxon! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Though I still like that about Shangalar or K.

Pyrenk · 07-30-2003, 09:43 PM

Korgan: "Keldorn, I love you, man!"

Aerie: "Sup, krackas!"

Minsc: "Check-mate!"

[ 07-31-2003, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

07-30-2003, 01:47 PM	#31
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 3,257	Jon Irenicus - "Here is your soul. I should never have taken it from you. Can...can you ever forgive me?" Jaheira - "I've always wanted to live in the city." Jaheira2 - "I never really loved Khalid. All that whining and spineless mewling really got on my nerves." Minsc - "I don't really like fighting evil, but it's what I'm paid to do." Minsc2 - "Alright, I'll go over it one more time. The potential damage you can inflict on an enemy is based on an exponential algorithm. Your physical strength determines how swiftly you can move your weapon. Multiply that by the size and weight of your weapon and you will have an approximation of the impact with which the weapon will strike your opponent. This is offset by the type of armor (if any) your opponent is wearing. And if he has a fire shield up, that changes the entire equation." Aerie - "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'she's just a puny little elf girl, what can she do to me?' But considering the fact that I'm wearing a Girdle of Hill Giant Strength and I have this axe that could take your head clean off (thanks for the loan, Korgan), you gotta ask yourself another question...'Do I feel lucky?'......Well, do ya.....PUNK?!" Haer'Dalis - "I'm sorry, Aerie, but I just don't find you attractive." Jan - "Alright, officer, I confess. I was trying to sell another one of my illegal inventions. These guys didn't have anything to do with it. I'll come along quietly" Anomen - "Your alignment doesn't concern me. There is some good in everybody." viconia (still tied to stake) "Leave me, please. This is a just reward for the sins I've committed in the past." Nalia - "I appreciate you killing all those trolls in the Keep, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm engaged. Now my future husband and I can start a family and live happily ever after." Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really working for Irenicus." Korgan - "Hey Keldorn, would it be possible for a dwarf to join the Order of the Radiant Heart?" Keldorn - "It's time for a little R&R. I'll be upstairs in the Copper Coronet if you guys need me." Cowled Wizard - "OK, listen, I really don't care if you cast magic in the streets or not, just so long as no innocent civilians are harmed." PC (to all NPC's) "Listen everybody, I know you all have these personal quests you need done, but this adventuring business just isn't for me. I'm going to talk to Bernard and see if I can get a job here at the Copper Coronet." [ 07-30-2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

07-30-2003, 01:49 PM	#32
Pyrenk Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Old Bethpage, Long Island Age: 36 Posts: 1,156	I commend you =) I would have done one of the intelligent Minsc posts but I was too lazy...meh. __________________

07-30-2003, 01:56 PM	#34
Pyrenk Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Old Bethpage, Long Island Age: 36 Posts: 1,156	SPOILER ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Xen, it's alright. This is for things that they would never say; having that suggests that Yoshimo is not working for Irenicus, so nobody would be spoiled =) [ 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ] __________________

07-30-2003, 02:24 PM	#35
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 3,257	Ack....you're right, Xen. I didn't think about that. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

07-30-2003, 09:43 PM	#40
Pyrenk Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Old Bethpage, Long Island Age: 36 Posts: 1,156	Korgan: "Keldorn, I love you, man!" Aerie: "Sup, krackas!" Minsc: "Check-mate!" [ 07-31-2003, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ] __________________

07-30-2003, 01:53 PM	#33
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	I don`t want ot be rude but [qb]quote]Yoshimo - "I...I..have a confession to make. I'm really working for Irenicus[/qb][/quote] I think this deserves some spoiler tags. Maybe someone is playing the game for the first time and you will spoil him.

07-30-2003, 04:48 PM	#37
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	My turn: Seamon Havarian:"I will never betray you again!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-30-2003, 05:37 PM	#39
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	LMAO! This is a good one Sir Exxon! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Though I still like that about Shangalar or K.

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