Some things BG2 NPCs would NEVER say, based on their personalities and all that.

I'll start off here...

Minsc: I want a HAMSTER sandwich!

<font color="lightblue">Jaheira: Screw nature !!
Edwin: You are very much my superior.
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Cernd - meows in his werewolf form...

Jan : I really HATE Turnips!!

Aerie : "...(Silence...)"
Anomen : "Well, think before you act."
Keldorn : "Kill them!! I want their blood!! Nyahahahahaha (Grin)""

Valygar: Say, Edwin, would you mind teaching me magic?

Barbarian Fighter:
OH POOH I JUST BROKE MY FINGERNAIL!!
I'M Taking my gold and going back to the Keep.
SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD BY!!!

Nalia: "Burn the needy!"

Viconia: I bow before your will, male.
Imoen: Sod off, the lot of you. It's my time of the month.
Edwin: I love you, Anomen! KISS ME!
Jan: (anything that doesn't have a turnip in there somewhere)

Alright, you can't beat that one, I'm afraid. I bow to thy rapier wit! But I have a few.. (No doubt they won't look that good after that one, though.. Curses!)

Cernd: ::Tosses a piece of trash over his back as he walks through the forest::
Cernd: Let's go hunting!

Jahiera: Ah, accidents happen. No need for vengeance, let's let him off with a warning.
Jahiera: I hope the Zhentarim accepts my application!

Minsc: I found the History of the Nether Scrolls a fascinating read, myself.
Minsc: Would you like some more tea and cookies, Edwin? ::And no, he wouldn't be charmed or dominated at this point::
Minsc: ::Squish:: ::SQUEEK!:: Oh, hell! That's the third hamster this month alone..

Viconia and Edwin: ::They try to out-compliment one another::

Nalia: Screw the poor, we need to save up to buy golden swords!

Imoen: ::Summons a demon and a Fallen Planetar and has them fight, just for fun::
Imoen: Imoen do this, Imoen do that! When the hell am I gonna get a break?

Valygar: Ooo, could you hand me that corpse? I could use that for the Flesh Golem I'm making!

Korgan: Can't we talk about this? Why do we always need to resort to violence?

Haer'Dalis: Tell me, are my bird metaphors getting old?

Aerie: Mara, can we kick Nalia out of the party? Her whining is REALLY getting on my nerves.
Aerie: Was it as good for you as it was for me, Viconia?

Yoshimo: Pass the MSG, please.

Keldorn: Your inner and outer beauty outshines the sun, my dear Viconia. Will you bear my children?

Jan: Shopkeep, don't you have any anti-belching medication that isn't turnip-based?

Edwin: You know, I really love you guys. You're like my family.
Edwin: MINSC! Watch out, Imoen's trying to backstab you!
Edwin: I don't know about these red robes any more. Do they make me look fat?

Viconia: Aerie, it's truly inspiring how you managed to cope with the loss of your wings. I truly aspire to have a fraction of your inner strength someday.
Viconia: Of course Waterdeep is the best-run city around! ((Note: It's run by a council of humans))
Viconia: Well, can we just be friends instead?

[ 09-08-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]