POLL: Things NPCs wouldn't say - Page 3

Lord Lothar · 09-09-2002, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Shangalar: "Oh, shit, here come another pack of adventurers. Here, just take the goddamn staff and leave us alone, OK? Jesus, it's worse than telemarketers."

OMG! Laughing my ass off!!!

Lharae · 09-09-2002, 06:57 PM

Imoen: This place gives me the creeps. Hey! Let's put all the torches out then sit here in the dark and see what happens!

PC: ::BUUURRRP::
Kagain: Excuse yourself!

Khalid: You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!

[ 09-09-2002, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 09-09-2002, 10:08 PM

Noober and Neeber: But enough about me, what about you?

Lharae · 09-09-2002, 10:41 PM

Edwina: Do these heels clash with my robes?
Oh no! I broke a nail!

Minsc: Go for the kidneys Boo! Go for the kidneys!
Boo: Squeak squeak.
Anomen: ::Lights match::
:

OOF::
RRAAAGHHH!!!

[ 09-10-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ]

True_Moose · 09-09-2002, 10:50 PM

Minsc - Dammit, I hate cleaning up this damn cage. Get me a good ol' ice troll any day.

Anomen - Hey, Viconia, could you teach me about your fun-loving, good and righteous hating ways.

Jan - Wait, my actual house is at 192 South Elm. Duh! It's got the turnip-free garden out front.

Edwin - Oh my god, you broke my nail you .... [slaps Kangaxx unconscious]. And right after I got a manicure.

BTW
SixOfSpades
ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!
That was one of the best laughs I've had in a long time.

[ 09-09-2002, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]

SixOfSpades · 09-10-2002, 05:41 PM

Well, I was working on them for a bit, so I had time to make them good.

Except Dynaheir--I apologize for hers, she just didn't seem to have any character traits, so I had to go for her wardrobe.

Personally, I liked:

Drizzt: "Here, take my swords."

Edwin: "Hang on, I need to rest and memorize Magic Missile!"

Aerie: "Hah! I win the drinking contest, you all now owe me sexual favors!"

Mazzy: "Hey, you forgot to loot Dermien's house in the Umar Hills, you idiot!"

Bodhi: "Now I've got you where I want you and I'm just simply going to kill you without any hesitation or elaborate traps or mazes."

Malduf: "We decided we like partnership with town. We have contract to build new amusement park. Golden Arches coming - Malduf get his own franchise. Malduf study inventory records all day. Trading with villagers never been so good. Thank you, Timber Loftis."

Khalid: "You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!"

Lharae · 09-10-2002, 06:36 PM

The Shangalar one wins, hands down. I'm still laughing about it as I write this.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 09-10-2002, 10:53 PM

My vote's for the SoTM one too. But how about one last one:

Edwina: (I must study that locket of Jahiera's. I'm not going to be in this form without getting some pictures out of it! ::gawks at his/her own mantle:: )

Lharae · 09-10-2002, 11:08 PM

Folks, we have waaay too much time on hands.

Ain't it great?

Pyrenk · 07-30-2003, 12:16 PM

Korgan-Taste me Lucky Charms...they're magically delicious!
Korgan-Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house, we go...

Aerie-Now where did I put my Staff of Vibration...JAHIERA! PUT THAT DOWN!

Shangalar-Exit's to your left.

Kangaxx-Who stole my damn ring? I want my f***ing ring, dammit! You there, pansy adventurer, you have my mother f***ing ring, don't you? Wait, what are you doing? Don't open the glass ceiling, you dumb***! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oh, there's my ring-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Irenicus-Please don't hurt me! Pretty please? If you let me live I'll play the end movie for you...you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Nalia-My precious gold coins...yessss, my precioussss...those ssstinking commonersss won't take you away from me, no they won't, my preciousss...

Bhaal-I'm tired of all this killing. *Bursts into song* Why can't we be friends...

Yoshimo-Chickety China, the Chinese chicken...

[ 07-30-2003, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

09-09-2002, 06:57 PM	#22
Lharae Manshoon Join Date: September 5, 2002 Location: East Coast USA Age: 47 Posts: 153	Imoen: This place gives me the creeps. Hey! Let's put all the torches out then sit here in the dark and see what happens! PC: ::BUUURRRP:: Kagain: Excuse yourself! Khalid: You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off! [ 09-09-2002, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ] __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[warrior1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/warrior1.gif\" /> <br />If you don\'t know where I\'ve been, don\'t tell me what I am.

09-09-2002, 10:08 PM	#23
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	Noober and Neeber: But enough about me, what about you? __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

09-09-2002, 10:41 PM	#24
Lharae Manshoon Join Date: September 5, 2002 Location: East Coast USA Age: 47 Posts: 153	Edwina: Do these heels clash with my robes? Oh no! I broke a nail! Minsc: Go for the kidneys Boo! Go for the kidneys! Boo: Squeak squeak. Anomen: ::Lights match:: :OOF:: RRAAAGHHH!!! [ 09-10-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ] __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[warrior1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/warrior1.gif\" /> <br />If you don\'t know where I\'ve been, don\'t tell me what I am.

09-09-2002, 10:50 PM	#25
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 38 Posts: 2,563	Minsc - Dammit, I hate cleaning up this damn cage. Get me a good ol' ice troll any day. Anomen - Hey, Viconia, could you teach me about your fun-loving, good and righteous hating ways. Jan - Wait, my actual house is at 192 South Elm. Duh! It's got the turnip-free garden out front. Edwin - Oh my god, you broke my nail you .... [slaps Kangaxx unconscious]. And right after I got a manicure. BTW SixOfSpades ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!! That was one of the best laughs I've had in a long time. [ 09-09-2002, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ] __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

09-10-2002, 05:41 PM	#26
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	Well, I was working on them for a bit, so I had time to make them good. Except Dynaheir--I apologize for hers, she just didn't seem to have any character traits, so I had to go for her wardrobe. Personally, I liked: Drizzt: "Here, take my swords." Edwin: "Hang on, I need to rest and memorize Magic Missile!" Aerie: "Hah! I win the drinking contest, you all now owe me sexual favors!" Mazzy: "Hey, you forgot to loot Dermien's house in the Umar Hills, you idiot!" Bodhi: "Now I've got you where I want you and I'm just simply going to kill you without any hesitation or elaborate traps or mazes." Malduf: "We decided we like partnership with town. We have contract to build new amusement park. Golden Arches coming - Malduf get his own franchise. Malduf study inventory records all day. Trading with villagers never been so good. Thank you, Timber Loftis." Khalid: "You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!" __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

09-10-2002, 06:36 PM	#27
Lharae Manshoon Join Date: September 5, 2002 Location: East Coast USA Age: 47 Posts: 153	The Shangalar one wins, hands down. I'm still laughing about it as I write this. __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[warrior1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/warrior1.gif\" /> <br />If you don\'t know where I\'ve been, don\'t tell me what I am.

09-10-2002, 10:53 PM	#28
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	My vote's for the SoTM one too. But how about one last one: Edwina: (I must study that locket of Jahiera's. I'm not going to be in this form without getting some pictures out of it! ::gawks at his/her own mantle:: ) __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

09-10-2002, 11:08 PM	#29
Lharae Manshoon Join Date: September 5, 2002 Location: East Coast USA Age: 47 Posts: 153	Folks, we have waaay too much time on hands. Ain't it great? __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[warrior1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/warrior1.gif\" /> <br />If you don\'t know where I\'ve been, don\'t tell me what I am.

07-30-2003, 12:16 PM	#30
Pyrenk Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Old Bethpage, Long Island Age: 36 Posts: 1,156	Korgan-Taste me Lucky Charms...they're magically delicious! Korgan-Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house, we go... Aerie-Now where did I put my Staff of Vibration...JAHIERA! PUT THAT DOWN! Shangalar-Exit's to your left. Kangaxx-Who stole my damn ring? I want my f*ing ring, dammit! You there, pansy adventurer, you have my mother fing ring, don't you? Wait, what are you doing? Don't open the glass ceiling, you dumb*! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oh, there's my ring-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Irenicus-Please don't hurt me! Pretty please? If you let me live I'll play the end movie for you...you'd like that, wouldn't you? Nalia-My precious gold coins...yessss, my precioussss...those ssstinking commonersss won't take you away from me, no they won't, my preciousss... Bhaal-I'm tired of all this killing. Bursts into song* Why can't we be friends... Yoshimo-Chickety China, the Chinese chicken... [ 07-30-2003, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ] __________________

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