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![]() Ahem Anyway, I used to think it was painfull then I realised it didn't actualy hurt any more than getting hit anywhere else. It used to be my party piece to let people kick me between the legs. I went to some strange partys.
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Yeah, I got my nuts squashed playing football once, the bruising and swelling led to my needing hospital treatment. After the doctor had finished examining me and doing what he had to do he said... "I'll send a nurse in to strap you up".
"Oohh things are looking up" thinks I and I begin making myself look as composed and as nonchalant as I can, envisioning some pretty nurse coming in to pamper my poor bits. Some time later a bearded mountain of a man walks in.... ....male nurses should be outlawed in such cases! When it rains it pours. |
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Dude... are you nut...s
no probably nut... I mean not... probably not much left of them anyway.... |
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You know, my mate always wanted to be a eunuch....he just didn't have the balls. |
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ROTFL. Oh Lordy! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Q'alooaith, you do indeed go to some very odd, kinda sick, parties LOL. I hope you aren't the only one getting kicked between the legs. I mean is it just you, or just a crotch smash extravaganza? |
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One day when we hockey again, the Oilers will win the cup!
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No man lets another kick them there willingly, none. |
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Hmmm I've never been kicked in the nutS I have been hit there with a baseball. Note to any future baseball players:
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR PROTECTIVE GEAR! OUCH!
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Baseball in Australia! What is the bloody world coming to? Australians don't play girlie sports like baseball, they play rough games with odd shaped balls, rugby or Australian rules football, if you don't have an odd shaped ball or two at the end it hasn't been a good match. Baseball is the girly game rounders without the skirts and bras but with crash helmets to make it look dangerous....how the rest of the world laughs.
Please, get some odd shaped balls in your hand or your shorts during a game and be a man. [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 06-03-2005, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Charlie ] |
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Baseball is for kitty cats!
Try a puck in the family jewels!
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