Incredible Quotes! - Page 3

*\Conan/* · 02-08-2004, 07:56 AM

[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] Thanks for the laugh guys! I needed it!

drew_jarvie · 02-08-2004, 09:43 AM

Seen on the side of a packet of peanuts:

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS

Stratos · 02-08-2004, 09:46 AM

Good ones! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 02-08-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drew_jarvie:
Seen on the side of a packet of peanuts:

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS

Ok ok I know I posted some old ones, but no need to bring out the ones everyone's heard 20 times!

However, speaking of which: instructions on a packet of peanuts on an american airlines plane: "Intructions: open packet, eat nuts". Just in case you weren't sure

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-08-2004, 03:04 PM

And don't forget the package of soap:
"Use just like regular soap."
And on a package of corn chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

Szass-Tam · 02-09-2004, 04:19 PM

These are all classics. Particularly the Bush ones.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-09-2004, 05:35 PM

If you all like Bush quotes, pick up the one-a-day Bushism calendar: "Presidential (mis)speak: The Very Curious Language of George W. Bush"... It was well worth the four bucks I paid the first week of January.

Sir Goulum · 02-09-2004, 06:30 PM

Heres one for a good laugh:

'Try our new Chicken McNuggets! Now contains white meat!'

Whats gets me is, they were white before...

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-10-2004, 02:44 AM

Sort of makes you wonder what sinister ingredients and additives were at work...

"Bleach"

Szass-Tam · 02-10-2004, 06:19 AM

Here's a good one,

Tony Blair:

Im sorry, Im not going to apologise.

02-08-2004, 07:56 AM	#21
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 63 Posts: 1,512	[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] Thanks for the laugh guys! I needed it!
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02-08-2004, 09:43 AM	#22
drew_jarvie Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 28, 2003 Location: Aberdeen Age: 36 Posts: 300	Seen on the side of a packet of peanuts: WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS __________________ Plan to be spantaneous tommorow...

02-08-2004, 09:46 AM	#23
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 3,888	Good ones! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

02-08-2004, 03:04 PM	#25
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	And don't forget the package of soap: "Use just like regular soap." And on a package of corn chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

02-09-2004, 04:19 PM	#26
Szass-Tam Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: London, England Age: 34 Posts: 328	These are all classics. Particularly the Bush ones. __________________ [img]\"http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/7922/biko86fu.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

02-09-2004, 05:35 PM	#27
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	If you all like Bush quotes, pick up the one-a-day Bushism calendar: "Presidential (mis)speak: The Very Curious Language of George W. Bush"... It was well worth the four bucks I paid the first week of January. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

02-09-2004, 06:30 PM	#28
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Heres one for a good laugh: 'Try our new Chicken McNuggets! Now contains white meat!' Whats gets me is, they were white before...

02-10-2004, 02:44 AM	#29
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	Sort of makes you wonder what sinister ingredients and additives were at work... "Bleach" __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

02-10-2004, 06:19 AM	#30
Szass-Tam Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: London, England Age: 34 Posts: 328	Here's a good one, Tony Blair: Im sorry, Im not going to apologise. __________________ [img]\"http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/7922/biko86fu.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

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