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Old 09-24-2002, 09:35 AM   #21
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Old 09-24-2002, 12:22 PM   #22
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*As soon as they start serving coffee, the plane meets turbulence. Coffee is the main cause of turbulence on planes.

*Marriage is the most common cause for divorce.

*Nothing is better than sex. A coffee is better than nothing. Hence a coffee is better than sex

*If you need bureaucracy to solve your problem, you had better change problem.

*Sometimes I ask myself why I married her. I know the answer: opposites attract each other - she was pregnant, I was not -. (Daniele Luttazzi)

*My friends Carl was known as the village idiot, which is really not so uncommon. The problem is, we lived in New York. (H Youngman)

*Love is the answer. But while you are waiting for an answer, sex might suggest many good questions (Woody Allen)

*He was always late. His funeral was almost over and he hadn't yet died.

*Eternal love lasts 3 months

*genius is 10% ispiration and 90% perspiration (Edison)

*He was so stupid that every time he yawned, his brain tried to escape

*The best way to stop drinking is learning how to swim

*Lions hate fast food... since they have to chase it.

*Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

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