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The Magister
![]() Join Date: September 17, 2002
Location: Hexatown
Age: 52
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A wise man learns more from a stupid question
then a moron from a wise answer!@
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Quintesson
![]() Join Date: September 11, 2002
Location: Milan (Italy)
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*As soon as they start serving coffee, the plane meets turbulence. Coffee is the main cause of turbulence on planes.
*Marriage is the most common cause for divorce. *Nothing is better than sex. A coffee is better than nothing. Hence a coffee is better than sex *If you need bureaucracy to solve your problem, you had better change problem. *Sometimes I ask myself why I married her. I know the answer: opposites attract each other - she was pregnant, I was not -. (Daniele Luttazzi) *My friends Carl was known as the village idiot, which is really not so uncommon. The problem is, we lived in New York. (H Youngman) *Love is the answer. But while you are waiting for an answer, sex might suggest many good questions (Woody Allen) *He was always late. His funeral was almost over and he hadn't yet died. *Eternal love lasts 3 months *genius is 10% ispiration and 90% perspiration (Edison) *He was so stupid that every time he yawned, his brain tried to escape *The best way to stop drinking is learning how to swim *Lions hate fast food... since they have to chase it. *Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. [ 09-24-2002, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: B_part ]
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