women fight back

[Lifetime]

Originally posted by Charean: "I broke up with her." Really means.... "She dumped me."

So true..
Hey come on guys dont throw stuff at me I'm only human!

[Jorath Calar]

Got nothing to add, just wanted to see if mesa newsa sig works... [img]smile.gif[/img]

grmlb

[ 05-27-2002, 06:27 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

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Originally posted by Epona: Oh streuth, that one nearly killed me!

[img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] glad you like them!

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: Lol... the sad thing is it is true... sorry... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh dear Jorath, you're not attempting to compound our disillusionment with the male race are you?

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Originally posted by Ar-Cunin: >What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million>chance of becoming a human being Then the same must be true for women .

Ahhh not so. The thing is if a child is to be conceived the egg has practically 100% chance of becoming a human [img]tongue.gif[/img]

> >How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases>of beer. And the woman buys two packages of tampons [img]graemlins/question4.gif[/img]

You must be kidding me! We'd by at least 2 boxes if we were planning for the future

EDIT: no we 'machoes' are still here [img]graemlins/male.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img]

I've heard all of those jokes years ago. Try this one for size:

man calls in and says he was gonna be late as he was sick
he came in practically with used condoms in his jacket and pants round his ankles
boss: "i thought you said you were sick?"
man: "i was humping my sister. that IS sick"

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Originally posted by johnny: damn, us boyzez really are dumb, aren't we ?

shhhhhh... don't let Ar-Cunin hear you. But welcome to our side [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

~winks at Sir Goulum~

*grabs Aviendha and twirls her around* [img]graemlins/cheer.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Lanthir: No one you more than likly you are useing the newspaper you are reading while in there

oooooooooooooooohhh! good one Lanthir! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Great jokes Charean ~L~ much appreciated!

You're welcome Naudia [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Avatar: *calvary trumpets sound* Dudududududoooo doo du! (<< that sounded awful [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Okay Men! Have some backbone!!! Joke, hehe naughty darling, I go offline for a while and look what you do Well i suppose it's only fair sweetheart since MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Care to take that up with me on saturday darling? ~snuggles up to you~ *stares into your eyes* are you saying you're better than me sweetheart......? me your [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img] *WeG*

[Dundee Slaytern]

Oh man... I had to take an insulin shot from all the saccharine from the last post. It's enough to give a ferret a sugar-high.

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: Oh man... I had to take an insulin shot from all the saccharine from the last post. It's enough to give a ferret a sugar-high.

ROTFLMAO!! Uh... yah

The jokes were funny though [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: Oh man... I had to take an insulin shot from all the saccharine from the last post. It's enough to give a ferret a sugar-high.

heeheehee *WeG* = wicked evil grin.

rethink the post