What's your favorite line? - Page 3

Keraptisdm · 09-27-2002, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halbarad1891:
One of the best lines that I've heard is from a guy in BG City.
"There's a thin person inside me just screaming to get out. Serves him right, thought. Shouldn't have stood so close to the buffet."

I remember that one too. I was ROFL at that one. My wife just raises her eyebrow at me whenever these things happen.

HiyoCherryo · 09-28-2002, 04:34 PM

this is greatest topic ever. How come i never hear any of theese?

Keraptisdm · 09-30-2002, 11:47 AM

In one game I ended up fighting Marl the Drunk at Fieldpost's Inn. When finished, I clicked on his drunk friend, who said something to the effect of "Don't click on me. I don't want any trouble."

ryaldin · 09-30-2002, 03:54 PM

I like the line:

Don't..poke..Drizzt! Tis' entirely unsociable...

and the dialogue you have with tiax. it's somtheing to the effect of,"

And you expect me to believe you, based on some celestial midget toss?"

i was laughing so hard that my sides ached.

ryaldin · 09-30-2002, 03:57 PM

if anyone has the correct phrasing for tiax, please post it.

The Ozzman · 09-30-2002, 07:27 PM

"fear my wrath for it is great indeed!"

Caramon Majeure · 09-30-2002, 08:39 PM

I liked the one from one of the guards in the Cloakwood mines...when he begs for his life he says
"You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children would you?"

Protagonists reply
"No way, you've got a fate worse then death already."

I was ROTF after reading that one!

pritchke · 09-30-2002, 10:35 PM

Shar Teel -"Ha! Ha!Ha! You are such a funny man. That is why I am going to kill you last."

pritchke · 10-02-2002, 05:06 PM

My favorite Tiax lines:

First Speech: "Yo! Tiax would speak at you! For 'tis
destined to be so."
Fleeing: "Tiax will rule... from a distance."
Happy: "Tiax is impressed with this group. You will
continue to serve him once he rules."
Becoming Leader: "As it should be. Tiax was destined to lead."
In Forest: "When Tiax rules, this forest will be lumber for
but a leg of his throne."
In City: "When Tiax rules, the stones of this city shall
build his castle."
Underground: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric
said nothing of soggy boots!"
During the Day: "Tiax must squint in the sunlight. One day...
revenge shall be his!"
At Night: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?"
On Quayle's Death: "Ha ha ha ha! Smart guy dies! And Tiax goes on
to RULE!"
On any Death: "Blast you! Escaping the inevitable rule of
Tiax by dying? Coward!"
Repeated Selected 2: "When Tiax rules, britches shall not ride up so
wedge like."
Repeated Selected 3: "Tiax does as ye will, but one day BOOM, he
rules!"
Repeated Selected 4: "The day comes when TIAX will point and click!"
To Quayle: "Where will your learning get you when Tiax
rules? Duke of Manure at best!"
Reply to ????????: "Your insults carry little sting. Tiax knows he
will rule in the end."
Reply to ????????: "You cup shot mutton head! Tiax will slap ya
silly! When he rules."
Reply to ????????: "Aw, your goals are petty in comparison to the
wonder of Tiax!"
????????: "All the world will tremble beneath the feet of
Tiax!"
????????: "Do as ye will, but 'tis for naught! Tiax must
rule!"
????????: "Has Tiax mentioned he is going to rule? 'Tis
inevitable."

Any other request.

09-28-2002, 04:34 PM	#22
HiyoCherryo Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 16, 2002 Location: New York Age: 36 Posts: 16	this is greatest topic ever. How come i never hear any of theese? __________________ Fear Attracks the Fearful

09-30-2002, 03:54 PM	#24
ryaldin Elminster Join Date: April 23, 2002 Location: Helena, MT Age: 42 Posts: 458	I like the line: Don't..poke..Drizzt! Tis' entirely unsociable... and the dialogue you have with tiax. it's somtheing to the effect of," And you expect me to believe you, based on some celestial midget toss?" i was laughing so hard that my sides ached. __________________ [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/10817323/260901\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"My style? You could call it the art of fighting without really fighting.\"<br /><br />\"Something vexes thee?\"

09-30-2002, 03:57 PM	#25
ryaldin Elminster Join Date: April 23, 2002 Location: Helena, MT Age: 42 Posts: 458	if anyone has the correct phrasing for tiax, please post it. __________________ [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/10817323/260901\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"My style? You could call it the art of fighting without really fighting.\"<br /><br />\"Something vexes thee?\"

09-30-2002, 07:27 PM	#26
The Ozzman Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: inland empire, ca Age: 49 Posts: 316	"fear my wrath for it is great indeed!" __________________ I\'ll talk BG anytime, AIM is: GreaterMalison

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09-30-2002, 11:47 AM	#23
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 62 Posts: 410	In one game I ended up fighting Marl the Drunk at Fieldpost's Inn. When finished, I clicked on his drunk friend, who said something to the effect of "Don't click on me. I don't want any trouble."

09-30-2002, 08:39 PM	#27
Caramon Majeure Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 29, 2002 Location: Prince George, Canada Age: 41 Posts: 33	I liked the one from one of the guards in the Cloakwood mines...when he begs for his life he says "You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children would you?" Protagonists reply "No way, you've got a fate worse then death already." I was ROTF after reading that one!

09-30-2002, 10:35 PM	#28
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 50 Posts: 3,491	Shar Teel -"Ha! Ha!Ha! You are such a funny man. That is why I am going to kill you last."

10-02-2002, 05:06 PM	#29
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 50 Posts: 3,491	My favorite Tiax lines: First Speech: "Yo! Tiax would speak at you! For 'tis destined to be so." Fleeing: "Tiax will rule... from a distance." Happy: "Tiax is impressed with this group. You will continue to serve him once he rules." Becoming Leader: "As it should be. Tiax was destined to lead." In Forest: "When Tiax rules, this forest will be lumber for but a leg of his throne." In City: "When Tiax rules, the stones of this city shall build his castle." Underground: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!" During the Day: "Tiax must squint in the sunlight. One day... revenge shall be his!" At Night: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?" On Quayle's Death: "Ha ha ha ha! Smart guy dies! And Tiax goes on to RULE!" On any Death: "Blast you! Escaping the inevitable rule of Tiax by dying? Coward!" Repeated Selected 2: "When Tiax rules, britches shall not ride up so wedge like." Repeated Selected 3: "Tiax does as ye will, but one day BOOM, he rules!" Repeated Selected 4: "The day comes when TIAX will point and click!" To Quayle: "Where will your learning get you when Tiax rules? Duke of Manure at best!" Reply to ????????: "Your insults carry little sting. Tiax knows he will rule in the end." Reply to ????????: "You cup shot mutton head! Tiax will slap ya silly! When he rules." Reply to ????????: "Aw, your goals are petty in comparison to the wonder of Tiax!" ????????: "All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!" ????????: "Do as ye will, but 'tis for naught! Tiax must rule!" ????????: "Has Tiax mentioned he is going to rule? 'Tis inevitable." Any other request.

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