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Ra
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This is not really a joke but an insult I heard today. It can become really useful when you cannoth think up a good come back.
"(Put persons name here) if there was a gay club you'd be the leader!" I gurantee it'll make the dude you just insulted blink. The trick to is using the right tone of voice. Here's a joke Your mom's lips are so big that instead of lipstick she uses a red paint roller!
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Elminster
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Me: Hey, hey wait... i got something for you... "makes a big show off taking something out of my pocket (any pocket will do)" give the person the middle finger out of your pocket. Sure as hell shut him up. lol
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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This morning a cement-mixer collided with a van that was transporting some prison inmates. Police are warning people to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals ![]() Last night the police station was broken into and the toilet seats were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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Ra
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