Paris Hilton is sent to Iran - Page 2

Jerr Conner · 07-22-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
The US is brought before a UN war crimes tribunal for using cruel, inhuman weapons on another country.

Best response yet.

Pop 'n Fresh · 07-23-2005, 01:54 AM

Shot down by rocket launcher whilst making the jump.

Blackhawk down all over again.
No rescue party this time.

07-23-2005, 02:44 AM

Paris Hilton would famous for yet one last video and it wouldn't be porn.

[ 07-23-2005, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: SecretMaster ]

Jerr Conner · 07-23-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMaster:
Paris Hilton would famous for yet one last video and it wouldn't be porn.

Another good response

Khazadman Risen · 07-23-2005, 03:10 PM

Well if we're really lucky, the Iranians will imprison her for life. That way both sides win. They'll have her locked up, and we will be rid of her useless, skanky ass.

Charlie · 07-23-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerr Conner:
What happens to her?

Hopefully she takes that ugly big mouthed dwarf like mate of hers with her and neither are heard of again.

Mr. Mopery · 07-23-2005, 05:15 PM

With any luck, the local authorities would execute all the paparazzi that followed her. Or at least lop off their hands.

VulcanRider · 07-23-2005, 09:42 PM

Voters pressure the White House to use nuclear weapons to prevent the response, or her return...

Dalamar Stormcrow · 07-23-2005, 10:26 PM

Done and done!

Ziroc · 07-23-2005, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
She is too dumb to puul the cord, her chute doesn't open and she plummets to death in a pile of camel feces...

Well we can dream... right... [img]smile.gif[/img]

HAHAHAHAHAH!! I Freaking LOVE That sig!!!!!!!!!! That was my #1 favorite 'spot' they did when Jim guest starred on SNL

07-23-2005, 01:54 AM	#12
Pop 'n Fresh Manshoon Join Date: November 3, 2004 Location: FlagStaff Hill S.A. Australia Age: 44 Posts: 171	Shot down by rocket launcher whilst making the jump. Blackhawk down all over again. No rescue party this time. __________________ [img]\"http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/5936/sbadfurday00037fg.png\" alt=\" - \" /><br />BRING ME SOME SWEETCORN!<br /><br />What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of klingons

07-23-2005, 03:10 PM	#15
Khazadman Risen Manshoon Join Date: May 4, 2004 Location: The Glorious South Age: 63 Posts: 174	Well if we're really lucky, the Iranians will imprison her for life. That way both sides win. They'll have her locked up, and we will be rid of her useless, skanky ass. __________________ I\'m reminded of the words of Socrates who said.... I drank what?<br />C. Knight

07-23-2005, 05:15 PM	#17
Mr. Mopery Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 13, 2001 Location: Warsaw Age: 49 Posts: 328	With any luck, the local authorities would execute all the paparazzi that followed her. Or at least lop off their hands. __________________ Never argue with a woman who\'s holding your schmeckle...

07-23-2005, 09:42 PM	#18
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Voters pressure the White House to use nuclear weapons to prevent the response, or her return... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

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07-23-2005, 02:44 AM	#13
SecretMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Paris Hilton would famous for yet one last video and it wouldn't be porn. [ 07-23-2005, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: SecretMaster ]

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